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posted by [personal profile] mojotastic at 03:49pm on 14/03/2010 under , ,
So I put these caps together last week but was too lazy to put together the picspam until today. But we all know how happy I am to have the flossy insanity of XOXO back in my life so therefore I give you:



Gossip Girl: 3x13

So the second half of the third season of the Greatest Show of Our Time has returned. Life has meaning again! So I put together a little picspam. Sadly it's not as epic as my usual picspams. It started as me just being like "I need some pictures of my favorite shiny, happy, slutty people making out!" And then I realized there were other cute moments I really wanted to cap that weren't relevant to my Serena/Nate interests.

Therefore here are my important ~feelings~ on the things I didn't cap:

Blair/Chuck/Not!Dead!Mommy: Hmm! I don't really know how to feel about this whole storyline at the moment. It's a crazy soap opera plotline right now. I do feel that it has the potential to blow up and become awesome but this episode was really just set up so I don't want to weigh in before we know what's going to happen with it. If the previews are any indication and Not!Dead!Mom leads to some OT4 fun times, than I'm ALL IN. It will be nice to have the OT4 rallying around someone who's not Serena for once. Also, the OT4 are in the best place they've been since before Serena banged Nate, killed a dude and then ran away. Everyone is dating and getting along and sort of living with each other and kind of related. It's awesome. More OT4 action is really the only thing I've ever really wanted from this show. Also I like that the show had Blair find out right away about Maybe Mom instead of stretching that out. Blair and Chuck scheming together for great justice will be awesome to behold.

Drug Dealer Jenny!: AHAHAHA! I'm still loving this storyline so much. Oh Jenny, you always bring the cray cray and I love you for that. I'm officially calling Jenny's crackwhore makeup from last season ~foreshadowing~! Seriously though, I love how Jenny has now managed to combine her two loves: drug muling and FASHION. Awesome. I'm pretty sure drug-filled boleros would be a big hit in the fashion community. I'm sort of sad I threw this picspam together so quickly I didn't have time to cap any Jenny stuff or comment on how crazy her Elvira/Spider Lady outfit was. (And yet it was maybe my favorite outfit of the night? WTFWTF? I don't understand why Jenny's look is working for me so much more than it did last season as I'm sure objectively it's still sort of terrible? But IDK I sort of like it? Help!)

Rufus/Lily: Dearest Rufus: so many feelings and yet no turtleneck to catch your tears? I'm disappointed. I mean, there were a lot of scarves so I guess it's sort of a wash? Whatever. Also when Lily finds out about you and that lady in the BUILDING SHE OWNS you are totally homeless and since you are a Real Housewife of New York and don't have a job, I would be nicer to her. XOXO- me.

Sorry about that everyone! Points to anyone who read that/cared. Now onto the picspam!
So Serena has on the best coat ever and I want to steal it and make it mine. Also B.Live makes the cutest faces whenever Serena is on the phone. Like she makes fifty different faces as if Serena is not aware that Blair can't see them. (And probably she's not. I could just imagine a Serena/Blair convo where Blair is like "Is that a yes or a no?" and Serena just like shakes her head and Blair is like "I can't see you! Remember we've talked about this!")

Also I love how Serena is determined not to mess up her relationship with Nate by immediately sexing him up the second she sees him. She's like "We've had a lot of deep text message conversations! Blair! He texts me before bed and I text him back a bedtime story! This time it's real!" Oh Serena. This is why I love you so.
OMG Nate's FACE in that first cap! It makes me laugh so hard. He's just like "That's right gurl. Drink it in bb." Also could they BE any cuter? [/Chandler] Seriously! I love that he just broke into her/the Waldorf's apartment just to surprise her. (Serena really needs to get her own place though. Or the Waldorfs are going to have to fumigate/disinfect/bleach the entire apartment seeing as how Serena and Nate are basically doing it on every flat surface. I think even Cyrus would be like "ENOUGH".)

So I love how Serena just gets done telling Blair how their relationship is like built on meaningful text messages and they're going to take it slow and the first thing they do is jump all over each other. OH KIDS. Also Nate told her that all his stuff was still downstairs in the cab/towncar/whatever and I kept thinking "Poor driver has to wait while they have their sexytimes. I hope it's not Ranjit."
FACESSSSS!!! I love that Blair can tell the second she walks in that Serena just got done deflowering Nate all over her old apartment. WASH EVERYTHING BLAIR SERIOUSLY. Also Serena, never take love advice from Blair. This is a girl who once whored out her boyfriend to a dude! The only worse person to take love advice from is D.Humps. But the sad thing is that Nate and Serena are too dumb to realize this. (Shallow: Blair's hair looks so pretty here with the backlighting!)
Blair: Anna Karenina, you never read it don't worry.
Nate: I never do.


AHAHA! I think this might have been one of my favorite scenes in the whole episode. OH NATE. I've been trying to figure out if Nate and Chuck were living together so I guesss that answers that question! But I love how he treated it like it was totally old hat to see Blair dressed up in some crazy literary sex outfit just chilling out in the apartment. Like this is just his life now. Oh Nate, sometimes I love you best. Also Blair's outfit here is so cute, especially the hat. And the boots!

(PS: What the hell is up with the artwork in Chuck's apartment? WTF is that picture behind Nate? IT'S SO SCARY. And I swear I've seen a picture of underwear just randomly hanging in there. I mean...I guess I was complaining earlier that the apartment was way too normal looking for Chuck to be living there but still...I was hoping for less demonic art and more paisley or something.)
PRETTY SHOT IS PRETTY! I love all the backlighting. And the coat! And the hair! And the pretty people kissing!

Of course it's all downhill from there. :( All Serena wanted to do was have sexytimes on the pool table! What about that doesn't say ~meaningful relationship~ Nate? (Also LOL seriously Chuck is going to have to put plastic covers on everything in his apartment he doesn't want Serena and Nate to have sex on. I'm surprised Serena and Nate didn't have sex on his TOP SECRET folder he casually left on the coffee table.)
Serena: Blair, you know you don't need Chuck. Anyone who meets you can see you're an elitist snob who's perfect around a secret society.
Blair: Thank You.

AHAHA! I love them so much. I really loved all the great Serena/Blair stuff there was scattered throughout the episode, even though they were off in their own crazy plotlines. THEY ARE MY FAVORITE. I love how Serena squeezes Blair's cheeks when she says that and how Blair takes it as a compliment. SO CUTE.

(Also? Did this event somehow kill their fashion sense? Blair's dress is ok but OMG her earrings are fug to the max. I don't mind the size of them but the design makes it look like she has a snowman or a panda hanging from her ear. And there's just so much wrong with Serena's dress, even aside from the horrible bolero. It's backless, practically frontless AND has a slit so huge I was like "DID I JUST GET FLASHED? I THINK I WAS JUST FLASHED". I know Serena is usually of the 'more is more' philosophy but this was a bit much even for her.)
They are so cute. And so pretty! I love that Serena and Nate's idea of romance is doing it in a coat closet about five feet away from a party full of international diplomats. THAT'S TRUE LOVE. Honestly though, they've done such a good job with them in this episode because no one is sluttier than Serena or Nate and thus when you combine their skank powers together of COURSE they would do it in public in a coat closet. I love so much about what they choose to be. <3
<3<3<3 I really love how fun and giggly they are. Honestly with Blair and Chuck being all evil and plotty and having all the angst with Maybe-Mom it's nice to have a couple whose major problem is finding a flat surface to sex each other on. They're just so happy! Look at them! They're like an adorable ray of dumb sunshine. I LOVE THEM.

Although I really don't understand what's going on in this scene. It seems like Nate can't find Serena's dress so she steals some poor girl's coat (lol coat check girl is getting SO FIRED after this). But...why? It looked like Jenny/Damien just took the bolero and hung it up. Unless they took Serena's dress too? As payback for...whatever? I mean, that would be hilariously awesome but we never really saw it happen so I have no idea where her dress went to and why she had to steal a coat.
Blair and Chuck are so pretty! <3 I love these shots. I also love that Blair dropped her social climbing to support him. They were really lovely together in this episode.

Although mature!Chuck is still bumming me out. I'm hoping that this Deadish!Mom storyline leads to a resurgence of plaid/paisley/dolphin-sweater wearing Chuck. I'm telling you, before this storyline is over Chuck is going to be setting fire to something or partying with hookers and blow or on a roof somewhere screaming his name like the giant drama whore that he is inside. OR! Maybe this storyline leads Chuck to go on a bender and then wake up to find that he's stolen a monkey from the zoo? And we'll finally have Sweetie? MAKE THIS HAPPEN SHOW.

So [livejournal.com profile] glassbomb made a hilarious comment about how ridic this photo was in the locket and how all it was missing was baby!Chuckles wearing his scarf or with a monkey on his shoulder. Sadly I couldn't fit a monkey into it. But I got in the scarf. You know that even as a baby Chuck had ~style~!

ETA: How did I forget to mention that Dan told Rufus to Make his own damn waffles! That is like the meanest thing you can possibly say to Rufus. I'm surprised he didn't break down in tears right there. I laughed SO HARD ngl.

Ack. So that ended up being a lot longer than I thought it would!

PLEASE don't steal or hotlink my caps. It took me awhile to make them pretty. Plus if you hotlink my photobucket will DIE and that will make Nate and Serena sad. And that's like punching a puppy and you wouldn't want to do that.

Music:: Due South
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posted by [identity profile] viennawaits.livejournal.com at 08:22pm on 14/03/2010
I think Serena had on a dress and stole the jacket because it was cold, idk, maybe? I just remember that she was wearing a dress. I love them coming out of the coat closet though: ADORABLE.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 08:33pm on 14/03/2010
I think Serena had on a dress and stole the jacket because it was cold, idk, maybe?

I guess that makes sense? I was looking to see if she was wearing a dress underneath but I couldn't tell. Like maybe she stole the coat because she couldn't wear the bolero anymore? But are we susposed to think that she wore the bolero as a coat? Because it's COLD in NYC in winter! Oh Serena.

I love them coming out of the coat closet though: ADORABLE.

RIGHT?! Oh man they are so cute and giggly and full of HAPPY and I love them!
 
posted by [identity profile] glassbomb.livejournal.com at 09:22pm on 14/03/2010
YOUR GOSSIP GIRL COMMENTARY IS THE BEST. I am laughing so hard right now, you clearly understand all the best reasons why anyone would be watching this show right now.

The Jenny drug mule plot is so amazing. I don't even really like Jenny yet I am enjoying it so much and just waiting for her to hook up with the Eurobrat dude. Like, hot mess on top of a hot mess. Love it. But I think 75% of this episode was Nate and Serena having sex or about to have sex, and I am pretty okay with that.

LOL I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT ART ON THE WALL. WTF?!? I was really enjoying the snippet of Nate/Blair interaction so it passed me right by, but you are right, it's so weird. So is Serena living in the Waldorf apartment. I think the GG people were just too lazy to get a different set, actually.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:12pm on 14/03/2010
I am laughing so hard right now, you clearly understand all the best reasons why anyone would be watching this show right now.

Thanks so much bb! The show is just full of insanity and crack. I get people's issues with the show but then I watch and I'm like "BUTBUT! Nate and Serena having sex everywhere! And Jenny is a drug dealer! And Dan told Rufus to MAKE HIS OWN WAFFLES".

NGL the Jenny drug mule story might be my favorite at the moment. It's only competition is Nate and Serena's storyline about finding new places to sex each other on. But seriously: DRUG MULE. It's so glorious and cracky and makes me think the should bring back Georgina Sparks so she can show Jenny how it's ~done~.

waiting for her to hook up with the Eurobrat dude. Like, hot mess on top of a hot mess.

Eurobrat dude is also so perfect for this role it's sort of insane? Like his face is full of doucheness. Like anyone other than Jenny (and Serena because she just thinks everyone is made of rainbows and hugs) would pick up on the giant douche aura. But I'm pretty sure that Jenny can't see through her fifty layers of eye makeup so she's totally missing it.

LOL I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT ART ON THE WALL. WTF?!? I was really enjoying the snippet of Nate/Blair interaction so it passed me right by, but you are right, it's so weird.

The Nate/Blair intearaction was seriously one of my favorite things about the episode. There seriously needs to be more of it. The one thing I have been enjoying about this season is that the OT4 seems to be way more at ease with each other, like that time that Chuck and Blair went to dinner with Nate and Blair tried to kill his new girlfriend in front of him.

But yea. WTF is up with that art? It's seriously like the art of a serial killer. I mean...I guess it IS Chuck's apartment so...wash?

So is Serena living in the Waldorf apartment. I think the GG people were just too lazy to get a different set, actually.

It makes no sense to have Serena living in Blair's old place. Is Lily even still mad at her? Why doesn't she move home? I mean, I would miss the Waldorf set but it makes NO sense having her there. Just bring back Eleanor and Cyrus!
 
posted by [identity profile] lizlove07.livejournal.com at 02:25am on 15/03/2010
I think that they gave Jenny Serena's old room, though I'm sure they have like other rooms. Like come on that penthouse is huge.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:10pm on 15/03/2010
Yea I noticed that. It made me sad because I LOVE Serena's polka dot headboard. It's sort of insane that they wouldn't give Jenny her own room. lol!
 
posted by [identity profile] casillas.livejournal.com at 10:33pm on 14/03/2010
They're like an adorable ray of dumb sunshine. I LOVE THEM.

LMFAO. THAT IS ALL.
also ikr about serena's dress? WTF
and lololol at jenny and damien (kevin zegers is really short omg)
and that scene of chuck and blair sitting at the sofa is so reminiscent to the one at that ~party~ where he gave her the necklace back in season one. at least i think it was season one but whatevs
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:16pm on 14/03/2010
LMFAO. THAT IS ALL.

Haha thanks! They are so dumb and pretty and I love them.

also ikr about serena's dress? WTF
There were so many wrong things about Serena's dress at some point I think I gave up even trying to understand what was going on with it.

and lololol at jenny and damien (kevin zegers is really short omg)
Jenny's storyline is like GG's shining star of lulz right now. Also what's amazing is that Kevin Zegers is really short and Taylor Momsen is eleven billion feet tall so it makes the difference hilarious.

and that scene of chuck and blair sitting at the sofa is so reminiscent to the one at that ~party~ where he gave her the necklace back in season one.

Oh man I didn't even notice that! Good call! It really is set up the exact same way. Even the background behind them looks sort of the same. That's awesome.
 
posted by [identity profile] elvishly.livejournal.com at 11:42pm on 14/03/2010
Jenny is irritating when she's not being nice and w/Eric and stuff, ahaha. I'm kinda liking the drug mule story though!

I looove Serena/Nate. You're totes spot on with the contrast between all the pairings. AND I'M SO GLAD FOR THE OT4 TOO. ♥

Awesome picspam! Ty for sharing. ^-^
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 01:41am on 15/03/2010
I love Jenny and Eric. They are such cute BFFs. Although I do love bad!Jenny because she always gets herself into the most insane situations. Like being a fashion forward drug mule.

I looove Serena/Nate. You're totes spot on with the contrast between all the pairings. AND I'M SO GLAD FOR THE OT4 TOO. ♥

They are so cute! It's so nice to have their fun, happy relationship on the show to balance out all the other crazy. ;) And the OT4 is pretty much the best thing EVER. I hope we get way more OT4 action before the end of the season.
 
posted by [identity profile] miranda882.livejournal.com at 12:14am on 15/03/2010
I love the picspam but the commentary made it 1000x more awesome!
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 01:43am on 15/03/2010
Thanks so much! Glad you liked it! I'm so happy about Nate/Serena. They are adorable. <3
 
posted by [identity profile] jisatsu-ganbu.livejournal.com at 01:54am on 15/03/2010
OH MY GOD THAT LOCKET PIC. I just want you to know that I have been laughing for the past five minutes, and I think my demise is near. Would there be an icon version, possibly?

And your commentary is spot-on. I loved Serena/Nate, too - they're totally adorable. But we need some more Blair/Chuck scheming! Hopefully this undead!mom storyline will give us that. 'Cause I'm not sure I'm feeling it right now. :(
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:16pm on 15/03/2010
OH MY GOD THAT LOCKET PIC. I just want you to know that I have been laughing for the past five minutes, and I think my demise is near. Would there be an icon version, possibly?

HAHA! Glad you like it! You can feel free to make it into an icon version if you want! I'm too lazy to try to do it but if you do post it so I can see how it turned out.

I pretty much laughed for five minutes when it panned to the locket. OH GOSSIP GIRL NEVER CHANGE.

I loved Serena/Nate, too - they're totally adorable.

They are so cute. It's nice to have a fluffy happy couple at the moment with all the other ~dramaz~ going on.

But we need some more Blair/Chuck scheming! Hopefully this undead!mom storyline will give us that. 'Cause I'm not sure I'm feeling it right now. :(

AGREED. We really need Blair and Chuck scheming for great justice. I'm hoping that the unDeadMom storyline will accomplish this because at the moment I'm still really ambivalent on it. But if it leads to more scheming than sign me up!
 
posted by [identity profile] auredale.livejournal.com at 01:57am on 15/03/2010
I was on edge the whole episode because of the rumors about Chuck and Blair breaking up and I was all ahhhhh it's going to happen any second. Only it didn't. Which was good because they are fine now BUT WHO KNOWS IN THE FUTURE.

Serena and Nate were so cute this epsiode! I am so glad that they were together.

I'm pretty sure that I fell off my bed laughing when I saw Blair's "Russian seductress" outfit. THE FUR HAT. And Nate totally was checking out her ass when she was walking away lol.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:22pm on 15/03/2010
I was on edge the whole episode because of the rumors about Chuck and Blair breaking up and I was all ahhhhh it's going to happen any second. Only it didn't. Which was good because they are fine now BUT WHO KNOWS IN THE FUTURE.

HAHA OH NOES! I really don't want them to break up but if I was guessing than I'd guess it'll probably happen in the season finale for the ~drama~. I really don't want them too though, I've been pleasantly surprised by how well they've been writing them together. My only complaint is that I want more scheming.

Serena and Nate were so cute this epsiode! I am so glad that they were together.

Me too! They are like these two adorable, dumb golden retrievers. I <3 them.

I'm pretty sure that I fell off my bed laughing when I saw Blair's "Russian seductress" outfit. THE FUR HAT.

RIGHT? I was dying. The FUR HAT was what totally made the whole thing. OMG. I've seen a lot of those fur hats around and I think they are ridic everytime I see them but I must say her's was rather cute. And I love how in the long shot you can tell them match her boots. Oh Blair.

And Nate totally was checking out her ass when she was walking away lol.

LOLOLOL! He totally was.
 
posted by [identity profile] artemisphoenix.livejournal.com at 02:12am on 15/03/2010
I love you. OMG, the locket..scarf and signature!

And Rufus crying and being a retard and being a Humphrey.

Love the SN commentary and caps.

I think they got her dress, but, you know..it's not like Serena was wearing much of a dress in the first place..so she needed to steal the coat? *shrugs*

You made me happy about the not!mommy plot. OT4! Yes, that is the ONLY good thing from that crap.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:26pm on 15/03/2010
OMG, the locket..scarf and signature!

You know like an hour after Chuck was born he was all like "Where is my signature scarf! It's never too early for ~fashion~!"

And Rufus crying and being a retard and being a Humphrey.

I'm pretty sure all three of those words are the same. lol! I seriously died when Dan told him to make his own damn waffles.

I think they got her dress, but, you know..it's not like Serena was wearing much of a dress in the first place..so she needed to steal the coat? *shrugs*

That's what I'm guessing. Honestly there was so little dress there to begin with that I can't imagine she missed it very much. lol!

You made me happy about the not!mommy plot. OT4! Yes, that is the ONLY good thing from that crap.

Thanks! I'm trying to reserve judgement on Not!Mommy at the moment. It's striking me as rather dumb and soapy but I'm hoping it'll blow up in the future and be awesome. Although with GG you never know. It could end up awesome or lame, there's about an equal chance. But if it leads to more OT4 action than I don't really care. I'm in for anything that gets all the UES kids together and scheming.
 
posted by [identity profile] ashleigho.livejournal.com at 03:42am on 15/03/2010
How I Met Your Mother reference ftw.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:28pm on 15/03/2010
Haha thanks! I feel like Ranjit should be in every NYC based show, driving the characcters around. That would make every show about 1000% better.
 
posted by [identity profile] it-was-enough.livejournal.com at 04:13am on 15/03/2010
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDD, the locket pict!!!!

I'm laughing so hard right now.

And I think she stole the coat bc Natey didn't find the dress either, she wasn't wearing it whehn they left together. Also, Dan telling Rufus to make his own damn waffles was the best insult to a Humphrey.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 06:29pm on 20/03/2010
haha thanks! Glad you liked it. You know even baby Chuck Bass would have needed some ~fashion~.

Oh man that waffle insult was like the greatest Humphrey insult of all time. Rufus looked like he was about to cry.
 
posted by [identity profile] vallery-angy.livejournal.com at 07:44am on 15/03/2010
little chuck bass is adorable!
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 06:27pm on 20/03/2010
I know! He's so cute! You know he wouldn't be caught dead out of the hospital without his signature scarf! lol!
 
posted by [identity profile] jac-n.livejournal.com at 05:48pm on 15/03/2010
Hi, I'm glad to find your lj. I'm a pretty new GG viewer, but I've been watching mainly because of Nate and Serena's bubbly, happy effect on each other (and I enjoy Chuck-Blair's depth as well).

I really love how fun and giggly they are. Honestly with Blair and Chuck being all evil and plotty and having all the angst with Maybe-Mom it's nice to have a couple whose major problem is finding a flat surface to sex each other on. They're just so happy! Look at them! They're like an adorable ray of dumb sunshine. I LOVE THEM.

LOL, you put that so well. "Giggly" is one of the words that describe them so well in that scene. They came across as very intoxicated with happiness and each other. They're fun to watch.

And, I agree -- the Blair-Serena friendship is one of my favorites on the show as well.

Btw, the coloring/brightness of your caps are wonderful! Looking forward to reading more of your picspam/recaps in the future.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 06:32pm on 20/03/2010
I'm a pretty new GG viewer, but I've been watching mainly because of Nate and Serena's bubbly, happy effect on each other

Nate and Serena are SO CUTE. I really love them. It took me a while to come around to them but now once I have I find them seriously adorable. They were totally team golden retriever. lol!

"Giggly" is one of the words that describe them so well in that scene. They came across as very intoxicated with happiness and each other. They're fun to watch.

They just have such a fun happy chemistry, it's such a nice change of pace from all the angst that's usually associated with GG couples. All Nate and Serena want to do is have fun and possibly have sex on every flat surface! They are so cute!

And, I agree -- the Blair-Serena friendship is one of my favorites on the show as well.

I've always considered Blair and Serena the heart of the show. They are my friendship OTP!

Btw, the coloring/brightness of your caps are wonderful! Looking forward to reading more of your picspam/recaps in the future.

Thanks bb! Glad you liked it! <3
 
posted by [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com at 10:13pm on 16/03/2010
Haha, this was awesome!

I really do love how the OT4 seems to be coming back together and are much more comfortable with each other.
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 06:28pm on 20/03/2010
Thanks! Glad you liked it!

I loved last week's episode with all the OT4 action! You actually felt like these four were all old friends who liked each other! A++ show! Keep this up plz!

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