mojotastic: (Borgias-CL darkness)
2011-03-23 12:30 pm
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The Borgias Pilot Picspam: Criminally well informed

So as many of you might have noticed from my general red-alert level of squee, I've been pretty excited about Showtime's The Borgias. AND IT IS JUST AS AMAZING AS I THOUGHT.

I urge everyone to watch it. EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE. It is filled with beautiful scenery and history and Francois Arnaud's FACE. I've already watched the pilot twice is two days. And thus I present in picspam form why this show is so fantastic.

The Borgias Pilot Picspam!! )
mojotastic: (Music- She & Him)
2011-01-10 11:43 am
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Top 15 Albums of 2010

So! It's been a whole week into January but I never post anything on time anyway! I wanted to do a top movies or top TV show of 2010 picspam but I got lazy. Plus TV shows are hard since they run September to September and frankly I'm not sure I can even think of ten movies from this year I liked all that much. (The list would be Inception! Inception! INCEPTION!)

Instead I did my Top 15 Albums of 2010. I did a Top 10 of 2009 last year and it's really fun to look back on. I decided to expand the field this year because there were a lot of albums that I really liked (without being crazy in love with like with Florence or Metric last year). Also apparently I am terrible about talking about what I like about music? I would be a really terrific music reviewer apparently. "THIS MAKES ME HAPPY! THIS SOUNDS REAL NICE! I LIKE THE PART THAT IS PRETTY!"

TOP 15 ALBUMS OF 2010 PICSPAM! With bonus music! )
mojotastic: (Movies- Black Swan Nina)
2010-12-22 02:22 pm
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I was perfect.

I watched Black Swan Monday night. IT WAS VERY PRETTY AND FREAKY AND AWESOME. So I decided to picspam. Spoiler alert: when hopped up on cold medicine that movie is even more trippy.

Black Swan Picspam! No actual spoilers other than 'there is ballet!' and 'weird shit happens'. )

mojotastic: (GG- S and B!)
2010-09-15 03:57 pm
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Gossip Girl 4x01 Picspam: Oh Mon Dieu!

So I actually missed watching the premiere of Gossip Girl live because I was crashing a show at Fashion Week, which I felt was probably the only acceptable reason to miss my favorite flossy darlings.

I was planning on just posting up a short entry with some thoughts and maybe one graphic of Blair and Serena prancing through Paris. But then, as it turned out, the whole episode was so pretty I found it sort of impossible not to picspam. My lack of self control, let me show you it.

Gossip Girl 4x01 Picspam: OH LALA! )
mojotastic: (GG- UES OT4)
2010-03-14 03:49 pm
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(no subject)

So I put these caps together last week but was too lazy to put together the picspam until today. But we all know how happy I am to have the flossy insanity of XOXO back in my life so therefore I give you:

Gossip Girl 3x13: Anyone who meets you can see you're an elitist snob who's perfect around a secret society. )
mojotastic: (LOST- Jacket kiss)
2010-02-28 12:52 pm
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Picspam: Rabbit Heart (A Lost/Florence + the Machine song picspam)

I just want to thank snowicane for allowing me the time to do this. It's all thanks to you, annoying combination of snow and rain that seemed like it was totally awful in the morning and then became SUNNY by the time I woke up again.

(I was watching the local news and they were like "MY GOD STAY IN YOUR HOUSE IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE!" I'm not even exaggerating. Then they threw to one reporter who was reporting next to the car she had wrecked on the way to work! "This just in! I HIT A GUARD RAIL STAY INSIDE OMG DON'T DIE VIEWERS!")

I start spinning slipping out of time/was that the wrong pill to take? )
mojotastic: (LOST- Sawyer/Juliet)
2010-02-23 01:53 pm
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Picspam: Top 5 Badass Juliet Moments

So that thing happens to me that always happens when a new season of LOST comes on. Which is that I become reobsessed with the show, even though I haven't really thought about it in months. When this reobession compounded with an Amazon DVD sale...basically it was bad. I ended up buying seasons 3 and 5 and watching a whole bunch of Juliet episodes and deciding I really need to waste my life picspamming. BUT DVD QUALITY CAPS YOU GUYS!

Picspam: Top 5 Badass Juliet Moments. {She's a bad mother-SHUT-YO-MOUTH!} )
mojotastic: (Music- She & Him)
2009-12-23 12:20 pm
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Top Ten Albums of 2009! (Plus songs!)

So! I can't believe the year is almost ending. Goodbye 2009. Goodbye aughts! The 00s have been sort of the worst decade ever though so...maybe I should be like hello 10s? Seriously though, think about the last ten years. 9/11. Katrina. Bush (twice!). The worst economic meltdown since the Great Depression. The Twilight Saga. I mean this year alone we had all those celebrity deaths too. (seriously?! Brittany Murphy?! WTF!) So let's hope 2010 is a little less wonky.

Anyway I was planning on a doing a bunch of best of lists for the year but then I realized that ermmm I don't think that many movies were all that great this year? Or perhaps I just didn't see enough movies for a top ten? And TV is always hard to do 'best of the year' because TV seasons run September to May not January to January. (For instance HIMYM was awesome and delightful at the end of the season last year but has sucked like a hoover this year so where does that leave it exactly?)

So instead I will be doing Top Ten Albums of the Year because music is easy and I'm obsessed with it! Also my insanely long commute this year has allowed me time to listen to more whole albums instead of doing playlists. So without further ado:

Top Ten Albums of 2009! )

Why is it so hard to write coherently about music? I find myself just going "IT'S GOOD AND SOUNDS PRETTY AND MAKES ME EARS HAPPY OMGOMGIDK!" I'm so ~eloquent~.

mojotastic: (GG- OT4 in action)
2009-10-28 06:24 pm
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Gossip Girl 3x06 Picspam: Chuck's not that kind of girl

First of all it's become abundantly clear why I don't picspam more often as apparently I am unable to put together a picspam that is a normal size and instead feel the need for it to be of EPIC proportions. I need to work on this. At the very least I did most of the capping/coloring while watching Are You Afraid of the Dark, so at least I was amused.

Secondly, last week's episode of Gossip Girl was sort of awesome wasn't it? Wasn't it? Bueller? Ok maybe it's just me and my love for Nate and Serena being ~card sharks~ and Blair whoring out Chuck to a dude.

Gossip Girl 3x06 Picspam! It's the episode where Blair whores out Chuck for fun and profit and Nate and Serena get all Ocean's Eleven, if eleven stands for how many brain cells they have between them! )
mojotastic: (HYD- GG: Chuck/Domyouji know fashion)
2009-06-30 03:02 am
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Picspam: Gossip Girl VS Hana Yori Dango

SO! I've been planning to do this picspam since last year but have been too lazy to get around to it. And sort of rightly so, as it took me FOREVER. But now, it is completed in all of it's glory so that everyone can acknowledge that Gossip Girl is truly American Hanadan.

Gossip Girl = Hana Yori Dango: The Comparison Picspam )

mojotastic: (SV- Annual Chlark Kiss!)
2009-05-04 03:29 pm
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Picspam: Everything I've ever done, right or wrong, I did it for you.

Ok. I know. I KNOW. I just did a picspam like three days ago. I was not expecting to get home from a successful day of shopping and just suddenly feel it necessary to picspam Smallville. But who knew that last week's episode of Smallville would be so good. Certainly not I! I never expect the words epic amazing and Smallville to coincide in the same sentence. No one was more shocked than I was! I'm starting to feel like maybe my abusive relationship with Smallville is at a turning point. Like, maybe Smallville really means it when it says it loves me now? Maybe it'll stop hitting me?


The episode finished and I felt like I was trapped in a glass case of emotions! As [ profile] nyonyo put it, if you had told me last year that a Whedon show would be on the air and I'd be like "lol whatever let's cap Smallville!" I would have called you a liar and a scoundrel. AND YET!

Since [ profile] nyonyo did a insanely beautiful picspam of the whole episode already, I decided to just picspam the epic Chlark phone convo that I've been watching on a loop on youtube.

Smallville Beast Picspam: Everything I've ever done, right or wrong, I did it for you. )
mojotastic: (GG- Evil is adorable.)
2009-04-30 02:48 am
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Picspam: You're wearing your beret, who are we spying on tonight?

Since the last episode of Gossip Girl was such a fun return to form (and included some truly hilarious scenes) I thought it was only right to picspam it! Now, knowing my tendency to get completely insane with the length of my picspams I decided to limit this one to four scenes in this episode made of awesome.

So now, without further ado:

Spying in berets and stalking in limos and loling at life ruination: A Gossip Girl 2x22 picspam )
mojotastic: (Movies- D-Wars ghetto)
2009-03-29 11:53 pm

Picspam: 10 Reasons you have to experience THE ROOM

So! I think we all know that I love a good bad movie so on the recommendation of the evol [ profile] cilly I decided to watch The Room. I gathered some beer and my partner in bad-movie-watching [ profile] pinkspots and we watched the crap out of that movie.

And not only was it a bad movie, it was in fact the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I just...there aren't even WORDS. I WAS SPEECHLESS AT THE END. Without speech! So, without further ado:

The 10 Reasons you have to experience THE ROOM! )

-Please don't steal/hotlink my caps. I honestly have no idea why you would but I figured I'd mention it just to be safe.

-Enjoy the picspam!
mojotastic: (Misc- STAINS!!!!)
2009-03-11 01:03 pm

Picspam: The 15 Reasons To Accept that D-Wars is the best movie EVER.

Ok hold the phone, you're saying. First off what is D-Wars? Why haven't I ever heard of it? Isn't that the dude from Roswell? Why is he wearing bling? Is that a dino with a rocket launcher? How is this the best movie ever?

This picspam will answer all these questions and more. Get ready to take a magical journey into a movie so full of unintentional laughter that my sides hurt after watching.

Welcome to the world....of D-WARS! There are dinos with bazookas and ninjas and Jason Behr with 70s porn hair! )

- Please don't steal or hotlink my caps. I have no idea why you would as I'm not aware of a huge D-WARS fandom. But still. If you hotlink photobucket will be mean to me and I will be sad.

- Enjoy the picspam!
mojotastic: (SV- FAKE BABY!)
2009-01-22 01:00 pm

Another Top 5, this time with 100% more crazy!

So! LOST was nuts last night. My mind, it has been blown. Daniel/Charlotte are so cute though. If anything happens to them I will be super pissed. You are already on notice for killing all my favorite ships, LOST. Try to redeem yourself.

In other news, I will be doing these TOP 5 memes until I die apparently. So here's another one dedicated to [ profile] pinkspots because she requested them. :P


TOP 5: KStew Bitchfaces!! )

mojotastic: (GG- UES OT4)
2009-01-20 02:37 pm
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So I thought I would lump both of my Gossip Girl Top 5's together! So without further ado I give you:

Top 5 Gossip Girl Episodes: A Picspam )

Top 5 Gossip Girl Outfits: AKA Top 5 CHUCK BASS FASHIONS! )

Oh Gossip Girl.

mojotastic: (GG- Hug it out bitches)
2008-12-15 12:46 am
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Chuck Cullen has the skin of a killer!

Ok so I've mentioned this was coming. Just like my Gossip Girl epic picspams of yore I have epically picspammed the shit out of 2x13.

I have entitled this episode= Chuck Cullen: The Skin of a KILLA.

Gossip Girl 2x13 Picspam: aka Why so Sullen Charles Cullen? )

WHEW! So that was the picspam. Thank God I split doing this over a couple of days or I would have went insane. It was EPIC and huge. Drop me a comment if you got through all that. O_O

mojotastic: (Default)
2008-01-16 06:59 am
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My questionable taste in television, let me show you it.

So, if you guys hadn't noticed I like this little show called Gossip Girl. It has lots of pretty people wearing crazy clothes and dropping wisdom like "Don't eff with an effer." For real. There is very little not to love about this show.

Which maybe explains why I took nearly 200 caps of the season finale. Oh boy. And here I thought my GG picspam for Seventeen Candles was gonna be a low point. Dayum you obsession!

So, without further ado:

GOSSIP GIRL: Epic Finale Picspam. )

That picspam was...oh man. It was so epic. If you're still here give yourself a cookie. It was a really pretty episode though, in my defense.

mojotastic: (GG- Blair/Chuck)
2007-11-15 12:06 pm

I....have a problem.

So I had to miss Gossip Girl as it aired on Wednesday and download instead. Which meant I had the whole episode. On my computer. Next to my cap making program.

....and this episode contained a lot of Blair/Creepy Rapist Dude goodness. I think we can all see where I'm going with this.

So what did I do last night instead of working on my paper for Media Ethics and Law? I capped the shit out of Gossip Girl for a picspam....heavy on the "Blair/Chuck are the best ever" side.

Gossip Girl 108 EPIC picspam: Another episode cementing my love of Blair/Chuck...this cannot be healthy. )

Oh man. I need to work on my paper. *sobs*

mojotastic: (VM- Veronica looks down)
2007-09-01 07:29 am
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So, we all know that the Heroes Cast is the best cast in the world right? And as they are currently on their World Tour right now, partying like rock stars? I thought I would make a huge post of Pictures and Videos from their tour. Because I'm a loser like that, and it was fun staring at tons of pictures of pretty people!

I can't believe I go back to school in a few days! I'm not ready yet!

MASSIVE HEROES PICSPAM INSIDE. Plus tons of VIDS. You've been warned. The pretty, it burns! )

VIDEOS! If you haven't seen the beauty of the BUTT-TA video? Your life is not complete )

I think that was a completely awesome waste of time. I'm gonna leave this un-flocked took awhile. And everyone should see the wonder of the hotness of the Heroes cast. (I realize that was a horrible run on sentence. I'm sorry.)