OMG I must see this fic! I can only imagine how awesome it could be.

"Then Nate was sad because he could not find the right magical hair product that gives him his amazing manbangs when he heard a voice in the distance. "Be not afraid Nathianel! I am here to rescue you!" Nate turned around to see Chuck Bass in a rainbow argyle suit riding a unicorn while Serena ran on the rainbow behind, throwing Coors Lite to all the happy villagers!"