mojotastic: (SV- FAKE BABY!)
So! LOST was nuts last night. My mind, it has been blown. Daniel/Charlotte are so cute though. If anything happens to them I will be super pissed. You are already on notice for killing all my favorite ships, LOST. Try to redeem yourself.

In other news, I will be doing these TOP 5 memes until I die apparently. So here's another one dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] pinkspots because she requested them. :P



This was a really fun one. At first, I thought it might be entirely dominated by Smallville because...well, it's Smallville. But as it turns out, there is much other crazy to share! These are in no particular order, because really...how would that ordering system work?

5.
Curse You Underground Railroad!!


Oh Smallville. Sweet, simple Smallville. I don't know why I constantly expect things from you when you don't even know the difference between ancestor and descendant. But this it DEF one of SV's top lulzy moments, and one of my favorite crack!plots of all TIME. We watch in the season three finale as Chloe's house fucking EXPLODES the SECOND after she walks in the door. Like, seriously. She walks in, then BOOM. There is no time lapse. It was one of those awesome, shocking moments that Smallville only pulls off once every five seasons. (It also had a large part to do with Lionel shaving his Magnificent locks. But that's another post)

Anyway! In the season four premiere we find out that Chloe and her dad survived the explosion! (No shit dudes. Of course Chloe wasn't gonna die.) BY ESCAPING INTO AN UNDERGROUND RAILROAD TUNNEL CONVENIENTLY LOCATED IN THE HOUSE. I just.....there are no words. Just laughter. And undying respect for the crack that Smallville comes up with. I think those caps with Chloe and her dad fleeing through the underground railroad tunnels with "the fuck?" faces really says it all. Tragically, Chloe's dad got lost in those Underground Railroad tunnels and has never been seen or heard from again. He's probably still wandering around down there. Someday maybe the characters will remember him and find him down there, but that seems doubtful.
4.
Max is DA MAN!


Roswell was another show that often took a hearty drag off the 'ol crack pipe. But with THE DUPES plotline, the show really cemented itself in the LULZ hall of fame. There is just...my god, there's just so much to say about this. First of all, did you guys know that Max is DA MAN? Because if you didn't, he is. He really, really is. Secondly, the accents. Oh my sweet fancy Chuck Bass, the accents. I don't even really know what kind of accents they were going for but whatever they ended up with was horrible and cheesy and amazing. Jason Behr's was SO TERRIBLE that they had to immediately kill off his dupe so that we wouldn't have to be subject to it for the whole string of episodes. Then of course there is the awesome and hardcore street clothes, hair and random piercings. Nothing says evil like random piercings.

Lastly, there is the amazingly deep Brendan Fehr. Seriously guys, he is the actor of our generation. He's not just doing it for the monies/moneys/money's(sp?). His blog is also the greatest thing to ever exist.
3.
Whoops! I fell right on your lips!


So there are about a million things to love about Hana Yori Dango. But this scene still makes me laugh like no other. Domyouji goes to punch Rui and Tsukushi rushes up to interfere. They fall and he lands directly on top of her lips! LOLxinfinity! This might have been the exact moment I decided this would be my favorite show ever. I don't even have any more to say about it. LOOK AT THE LAST CAP.
2.
FAT LEE!


Oh Fat Lee. Sometimes I think back to these episodes and I miss you so much. I miss the way you pouted into your jowls and the way that you were constantly snacking. I miss Adama fighting with you like a bitchy chick from Mean Girls and calling you "soft". I miss Dee being like "Damn u is fat lol". There's so much to love about the Fat!Lee arc. So much. But maybe the best thing about the Fat!Lee arc is how he's ripped and hot again in the next episode. The next time we see him he's holding a jump rope like maybe he just spent the entire time between episodes jumping rope like a little girl. Probably crying the whole time "I will be hot again and then Starbuck will love me and I'll write her a poem about swimming in the darkness of my soul!"
2.
FAKE BABY!!!!!!


I'm sorry but this is the single best storyline to ever happen on television, ever. EVER! FAKE BABY! I just...there aren't even words to describe how insane and ridic this storyline was. He impregnated her with a FAKE BABY! And she didn't even notice, despite the fact that she was still a size 0 like ten months into her pregnancy! And then of course there is that whole scene with the weird glowing eyed fetus that is all like "Om nom nom! I am fake! I <3 u dad!" I love everything about you FAKE BABY. (To this day, I still have to type FAKE BABY all in caps) Sometimes I tell myself I should stop watching Smallville again. But then I realize that I might miss something like FAKE BABY and I continue watching.



So like literally I just scrolled through Team KBitch and picked out my favorites. There are just so many bitchfaces, it is really hard to narrow it down. I will label each bitchface for further study. I tried to get a wide variety of different types of bitchface.

1.

Crazy Bitchface Will Cut U!


2.

Angry Bitchface!


3.

Super Fly Bitchface!


4.

They see me rollin, they hatin: Bitchface


5.

Shut Up Edward, you little pansy: The Bitchface


Please don't steal or hotlink the caps. I don't need Photobucket to hate me. Thanks bbs.


~Morgan
Mood:: 'amused' amused
Music:: Half Asleep- School of Seven Bells

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