mojotastic

So this entry is pointless. But only in the most awesome of ways.

So me and cilly often talk about the real drama of Grey's Anatomy. That being the fact that we dislike Derek intensely, yet cannot help but love Patrick Dempsey ('cuse OMG it's Dempsey! Take me now, doctor of love!) It's a conundrum. 'Cuse Derek is a McDouchebag, stringing along Addy and Mere and cheating on his wife and calling Meredith a whore. But..once again...Patrick Dempsey! What to do?

And then while talking to the lovely openarms I totally figured it out guys. I really did.

This is what Grey's Anatomy should do:

Kill off Derek.

No, wait! Stop hitting me!

They should kill off Derek, possibly in a horrible helicopter accident because...well apparently those things are like doctor kryptonite (Hi ER!).

Then they should bring on his twin brother Ferek (also played by Patrick Dempsey). Yes, it is so genius I'm surprised I'm the first to think of it.

Ferek, would obviously be hot. And jaded (because as openarms pointed out, with a name like Ferek? How could he not?) He would also be the best at whatever obscure medical field, because no one is just a competent doctor at Seattle Grace. They are all teh_BEST.

Ferek would not be a douchebag. Ferek would hook up with only one female character. Ferek may or may not perform surgeries with his shirt off.

So, because I solved the fundamental problem of Grey's Anatomy? I icon:


BEHOLD FEREK!

That is all. Yes, I AM insane.

Feel free to steal, but credit me. Although, probably I shouldn't want to be credited with such madness. :P

I blame most of this on cilly, who is evil

~Morgan