mojotastic

So you know how I talked about how Barnes and Noble was having a midnight release party complete with somone singing Twilight related songs in my last entry?

Well the thought of Songs about Twilight has pretty much been haunting me. Like...what will they be about? What genre of music? Will there be a Bella-related gansta rap about how she's totally gonna HIT THAT? I HAVE TO KNOW. So, after thinking about it for awhile I did a mock up of what I imagine the CD for Twilight music would look like. So, without further ado, I give you:


Hell yea Edward is a pimp. A pimp that likes people to recongize that he is also a beautiful, glittery DIVA. Sparkling ain't easy. It's hard out there for a P.I.M.P. who wants to keep his virtue. He just wishes Bella would stop pressuring him. No means no!

( SONG LISTING behind the cut. )

~Morgan