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I know! I thought it would be a sex tape too, but I honestly had a feeling it had something to do with DEATH. Just because of how big of a deal everyone was making it seem. So I was like "Ok. A sex tape is lame. Everyone has one of those now." But the ending with the Kills and Serena all "BTDubs? I KILLED SOMEONE!" OMG THE DRAMA.

Blair/Serena are like Brooke/Peyton except 90% more awesome because I love both of them as opposed to routinely wanting to slap one of them.

I loved the Blair and Jenny showdown too. I honestly really liked the whole storyline of Jenny turning into a crazy serial killer. Although I'm glad that Blair finally one-upped her in the most awesome way possible. But gosh, Jenny is so pretty. How is it possible that she's 14? And is blessed with such adorable hair?

Georgina/Chuck would be SO FUNNY. Could you just imagine their dates? They'd start out stalking Blair and then stalk Serana and then maybe Nate, just for fun. Then they'd have a picnic and when Chuck went to the bathroom Georgina would sell the picnic basket for some crack. Oh kids.