mojotastic

Wow. I commend you for your bravery. I don't think I could watch all the pirates movies in one night. Although thinking about the last movie makes me want to watch the other two. Espically DMC for the hot mackage and the scruffy Norrington!

I swear one of the guys looked EXACTLY like Jack

Did you jump him? :P

'NOOOOOOO!!!! MORGAN WILL NOT LIKE THAT!'

Haha! I am a bad influence! I was so sad when Norrington died, I was really glad I had accidentally spoiled myself for it. I was like "NOOO! Don't take Jack Davenport away from mmeeeee!" I wish he had gotten more screentime before they killed him off at least. Why couldn't he have been scruffy and hot and snarky before they killed him? Whyyyy?

nstead she becomes 50 feet tall and then turns into a big amount of ... crabs!

Apparently she was just a walking STD? I dunno that whole thing was very very confusing. I thought she was gonna kill everyone but instead she was just like "Nah, I'll just make a big storm! lolz!"

This was the first movie that I felt more than apathy for Will/Elizabeth. I think it might be mostly because of the wedding scene which I thought was awesome and hiliarous and the beachsex. I think I might just be obligated to support any couple that has hot beachsex, even if part of that couple is Orlando Bloom.

Hee! In my mind Elizabeth totally went out and had adventures in those ten years. I don't think anything said that she had to stay on the island and wait. And then she was like "Oh heyz! It's ten years lata! I gotta bounce and pick up my man!" (Because apparently Elizabeth became ghetto in those ten years? o_O)

That's just some random kid she decided to take with her to make poor Will happy.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! "Want some candy?! And....." Hee!

Okay, so you're telling me this curse actually makes sense? o_O

Only when I read the post that rawles link you to. Otherwise I was just like "Whatever. Take me Johnny Depp!!!"

I was waiting for it all the time. And it never showed up. Now I feel like making horrible manips of Orlando Bloom wearing such hats while playing with ponies.

I was tooooo! I love how I hope that it shows up for every movie and then I'm always the most crushed that it doesn't. If you made those manips? I think I would die of laughter. I still have the Orlando Bloom/My Little Ponies OTP manip you made me.