Oh Stupidity.

[mojotastic]

So I was checking Television Without Pity today to see if there were any new Smallville spoilers. I mean, how can I survive without more knowledge of the FAKE BABY. I mean...hormone injections....sorry. Tangent.

Anyway, after I saw that there were no new spoilers worth seeing I popped over to the Allison Mack thread just in time to see the most hilarious bitching about pointless stuff I've ever seen.

Hey, did you guys know that ALLISON MACK HATES THE POOR?!

I'm still giggling. I mean, I could go into how ridiculous it is to postulate based off of a post about helping people in third world countries build up their economy that the poster is omgz!racist but...it's too easy. At least this was good for a giggle during finals.

I got the impression from these posts that these people would come out in the opposite to anything Allison might say. If Allison came out and said she was against kitten drowning I'm sure they would be like "OMGZ! How dare you persecute kitten drowners!1!"

Is it wrong that I want to make shirts that say "Allison Mack Doesn't Care About Poor People" and send them to the people that were having a fit? Yes? I can accept that.

~Morgan

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[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I want to make shirts that say "Allison Mack Doesn't Care About Poor People" and send them to the people that were having a fit? Yes? I can accept that.
It is never wrong to mock the people on TWoP who take everything too seriously. It's a show with a FAKE BABY, people. Chill!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I know right? I don't understand why people spend time talking about Allison Mack's poor people hatin and how Jimmy Olsen is a mysognistic pig (it's all the bow ties fault!) when there are much more important issues to discuss.

Like...FAKE BABY!

[deludedvision.livejournal.com]

People are Lame. Personally? I'm more in favor of Allison Mack Cares About Poor People on the front & It's You She Doesn't Care About on the back. ;)

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! That's fantastic! Great idea. :P

[deludedvision.livejournal.com]

Ever since I posted that, I've occassionally been attempting to make it better. In my mind, the shirts now read (front/back, as listed before): It's not that Allisn Mack doesn't care about poor people;
it's just that Allison Mack doesn't care about you.

There may also be a version in which the poor don't care about Allison, but that may be pushing it a tiny bit. ;)

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! That's awesome. I love the new version too!

Seriously though, I swear TWOP scares the bejesus outta me. But these people seem espically hell bent on twisting anything that comes out of AM's blog. I mean, to anyone with half a brain cell it's obviously that Allison Mack isn't racist/ doesn't think the poor are lazy.

But I'm sure that they would oppose anything that AM came out with. "World peace. That is so naive! This is because AM never went to college isn't it?!"

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that they are Nois fans and if that's the case....at least AM didn't talk about having NAKED PARTIES. Thanks Erica. I'll never be able to wash that mental image out of my brain.

[deludedvision.livejournal.com]

Erica Durance scares me. I think it's because she bears a creepy-bad resemblance to Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman and she walks around wearing very little clothing.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Sadly, she and Jane Seymor look to be about the same age.

I swear, when the semester ends I'm gonna do my epic picspam= Lois: Smallville's Breast ASSest. It's gonna be awesome. I think she's been in very little clothing in like...WAY more than 50% of her episodes this season. :)

[lunarknightz.livejournal.com]

URG.

I mean, seriously?

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I know. I know. There are some people who seriously take this fandom way, WAY too seriously. I mean this is the same show with a FAKE BABY. People, espically over at TWOP, are just....too much sometimes.

[eyesofdeceit.livejournal.com]

Wrong maybe, funny definitely.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks. It would certainly put a smile on my face!

[cilly.livejournal.com]

Television Without Pity scares me and not in the cute and funny kinda way. I only read a few recaps and try to stay away from the crazy forums.

Is it wrong that I want to make shirts that say "Allison Mack Doesn't Care About Poor People" and send them to the people that were having a fit?

LOL! I LOVE that! And I think there should also be a FAKE BABY shirt with a FAKE BABY WITH GLOWING EYES! But I doubt those people would actually get it. Because ... it's TwoP! Or as ghetto!Max would say: DA HOME OF DA CRAZY, MAN!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I lurk on the TWOP Smallville forum....well not as much as a used to but it used to be fairly decesent over there back when I used to visit. But I guess the last couple of seasons have finally broken the SV fan's brains, or at least the crazy AM haters, Nois fen.

And Ghetto!Max would be totally correct. Obviously. Because he's DA MAN.

I do doubt they would get it though, since obviously those people have no sense of humor. :P

(I would totally buy a FAKE BABY shirt. Because I really think that was the best plotline on any television show. Ever.)