We (we meaning ANONYMOUS! we are LEGION!) don't just blow up trucks with poisonous gases.
Sometimes we also blow up SUVs.
And sometimes...we drive milk trucks right in front of those exploding SUVs at snail paces, allowing characters portrayed by actresses trying to wriggle out of their contracts to actually survive impossible explosions. This offers EPIC LULZ as the fandom melts down.
(Luckily Shelby was far away that day or our plan would have been foiled!!!1!11!)
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Sometimes we also blow up SUVs.
And sometimes...we drive milk trucks right in front of those exploding SUVs at snail paces, allowing characters portrayed by actresses trying to wriggle out of their contracts to actually survive impossible explosions. This offers EPIC LULZ as the fandom melts down.
(Luckily Shelby was far away that day or our plan would have been foiled!!!1!11!)