Dayum, if feels good to be a GANSTA

[mojotastic]

Guys, there's something I have to tell you. I've long kept quiet during discussions of Smallville's actresses because I've been holding in a terrible secret. But I think it's time to let it out:

Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.

I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.

I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:



I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.

Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.

ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.

This way for more ICONS!!

~Morgan

Comments

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

So THAT'S where my glitter pens went. :((((

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

At this very moment, Allison Mack is using your glitter pens to color in her drawing of Edward's beautiful alabastor skin.

She needed them because otherwise she wouldn't have the full glitter-y effect of his disco-ball brillance in the sunshine.

Twilight would be perfect as a shoujo manga. Could you imagine all the lace and bubbles and sparkles?

gratuitous icon reply :(

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

How COULD you do this to me and my glitter pens, Allison Mack?! HOW COULD YOU?!!

possible icon post forthcoming dammit i'm moving to another country in a week and should not be doing thiiiiiis

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

haha okay, i've seen the posts and now i have to ask.

in 150 words or less, why do you hate allison mack?

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Because she told JKRowling to do One Big Happy Weasley family?

Actually, I really think Allison Mack is awesome. The posts have more to do with certain crazy sections of Smallville fandom, who hate on the actress for no apparent reason. There was a huge kerfuffle awhile back when AM supported micro-fiancing where people on TWoP called her a racist.

It was one of the first times I'd seen someone who was asking others to look into helping those in third world countries being called a racist that hated the poor.

I laugh because I don't want to cry. :P

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

haha oh. okay. clearly i suck at seeing sarcasm! :)

[chlarklove.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! This post.. F.T.W.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! The truth had to come out. The Chloe mafia has been covering for AM for too long.

(I'm afraid for my own sanity. I have to get back on a normal sleep cycle soon.)

[4evakindalove.livejournal.com]

hahaha! too funny :p

damn that Allison Mack and her evil ways!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I know! The truth had to come out!

(I'm so weird. :P LOL!)

[(Anonymous)]

I'M IN UR JOURNAL COMMENTING FOR THE EPIC LULZ!!!1!!11

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

OMGZ I CANNOT IMAGINE WHO THIS WOULD BE R U PART OF A SHADY ORGANIZATION MAYHAPS?!?!

I AM INSTALLING A SECURITY SYSTEM AND NOTIFYING THE FBI RIGHT NOW!11!

[(Anonymous)]

AND YOU'D BETTER BUY A DOG!!!11!!1

[khushiyan.livejournal.com]

Oh Allison! How could you hurt me like this? I *hearts* you!

*sob*

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I'd say Allison was sorry, but I heard that Allison doesn't feel regret or joy. And SV fandom is never wrong right?

(BTW love your icon! Oh Chlex, I miss your sexy scenes so.)

[lilisullivan.livejournal.com]

God, i'm so out of the Smallville Fandom....
I'm just watching the show for Allison Mack, but i don't go to forums anymore, much to stressful!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

This is probably for the best, honestly. Hee! I'm only mildly in the SV fandom loop, and the sheer craziness I see sometimes scares the crap outta me.

I mean, I thought this was HP's month for CRAZY? :P

[puppetoflove.livejournal.com]

Oh you crazy bitch, you've made me so proud.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

You know how I rollz, homie. I just did it for the EPIC LULZ!

[raisingirl99.livejournal.com]

So that's what really happened to Arrested Development. Always wondered.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Yea I know, the truth has finally been uncovered!

[cilly.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!!!! ILU, Morgan! And that icon is so awesome. *stealz like AM*

There's the super hardcore Eminem movie on TV right now and I try to imagine AM in it. She would totally kick everyone else's ass!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It wasn't hard to make, once I took that incrimindating picture of AM. :P

OMG, I could just imagine AM freestyling. You know she raps in her free time. Maybe her rap name is the HipHopopotamus (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk)?

[tabbymarie.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten about this! Man, that selena comment was pretty mean wasn't it? I'd never kill her! Just mangle her real good!

*shifty eyes*

for those who might wanna screencap this comment. it is a joke. I do not want to mangle miss mack. she and I will have lunch and be happy and joyful with no mangling or murdering.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Hee! I had actually almost forgotten the long, hilarious saga of Allison Mack's Evil Agenda until I started looking at this tag whilst linking it to my other entry. It's amazing how the level of batshit in the SV fandom has stayed almost exactly the same. :P

I'd never kill her! Just mangle her real good!
Please, we all know that you're PART of the evil agenda, helping AM steal all our glitter pens!