THAT IS NO EXCUSE

posted by [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com at 05:26am on 28/07/2007
So far, I have this one, "Allison Mack cancelled Firefly," and the oldie-but-a-goodie, "Allison Mack hates the poor." Any particular requests while I'm still on a roll? I'm not sure if "AM wrote the epilogue of Deathly Hallows" will fit legibly on an icon, but I intend to find out next ;P

And obviously your icon is GENIUS. How did you manage to snap that photo of AM with her pimp hat and bling without her noticing and popping a cap in your Azkaban?
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 05:36am on 28/07/2007
OMG I am dying of laughter. Hmm, honestly I'm not sure I can think of any more, but I'm sure there are more crimes AM has committed that we're just not aware of yet. There has to be a good Allison Mack/Orlando Bloom joke in there somewhere. :P

How did you manage to snap that photo of AM with her pimp hat and bling without her noticing and popping a cap in your Azkaban?

I'll be honest...it wasn't easy. I think she had just Hufflepuffed some Sorcerer's Stone. But I had to show the internets the truth! The Chloe mafia has been hiding it for TOO LONG.
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posted by [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com at 05:52am on 28/07/2007
Maybe she stole Orlando's My Little Ponies, too. :(
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But Orlando LOVE HIS PONIES!?!

posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 05:56am on 28/07/2007
OMG. That is offically the worst thing that Allison Mack could possibly do! Now Orlando is going to go run up to his room, put on his Hiliary Duff CD and cry into his Tiger Beat.

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I feel Orlando's pain. I really do.

posted by [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com at 06:03am on 28/07/2007
*puts finishing touches on "Allison Mack supports Jimmy Olsen's misogynist agenda" icon*
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Everyone feels Orlando's manpain. It's is a sparkly and beautiful manpain.

posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 06:14am on 28/07/2007
*puts finishing touches on "Allison Mack supports Jimmy Olsen's misogynist agenda" icon*

Dear God, I never realized how evil Allison Mack was!

(OMG these icons are gonna be amazing. How will I pick which one to useeee?)
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Re: Everyone feels Orlando's manpain. It's is a sparkly and beautiful manpain.

posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 07:12am on 28/07/2007
OMG! Now I feel like writing you an epic poem about your alabastor skin. I hope your comfortable with that. Also with the fact that I'm totally linking that like whoa.

OMG I actually though of the 'AM wrote Promise' one, I just forgot it when I was putting together my list!

Braintwins, activate!
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Epic poems about my alabaster skin are always appreciated! As is linking. ;P

posted by [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com at 07:18am on 28/07/2007
I was like, "Is Promise maybe too much? ...NO, NOTHING IS BEYOND ALLISON MACK'S CAPACITY FOR EVIL."

I also tried for an "Allison Mack ships Clana" one but couldn't make it look pretty and gave up. And now I'm trying to decide if I should switch out this icon with the OMG AM SUPPORTS JIMMY'S MISOGYNIST EVOL! one. I can't decide! On the one hand, I want the world to know of AM's horrible advancement of his agenda, but on the other...I really love AA's face in this icon. I AM TORN.
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I am at the point in New Moon where Bella has given up on life without Edward. So much lulz. So much

posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 07:27am on 28/07/2007
HAHA! I know. Writing Promise is a whole lot of evil. But after what she did to the glitter pens, should we really be surprised?

OMG I should have known that AM was secretly a clunkie. Dear Lord. It all makes sense now.

OMG that is a hard choice. I think I'd keep this one, only because his FACCCEE is so amazing. Come on. Ring that Bell.

(I think I'll go with the Death Hallows one, although I've saved them all. It's topical.)
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posted by [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com at 07:41am on 28/07/2007
But were they EPIC LULZ? (I am so ashamed of how much I'm looking forward to the third book.)

Hee. Topical! I like that at least AM stays up-to-date with current events when carrying out her evol plots.
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 07:54am on 28/07/2007
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG! I'd never saw that before! "They say they do it...for the LULZ". She does! Actually, I have more insider information. I heard it was Allison Mack that pushed Beyonce down those stairs during her concert. She also uploaded the video to Youtube....for the LULZ!!!
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posted by [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com at 08:02am on 28/07/2007
I think it just aired today or yesterday. I totally thought it was a parody at first. Especially when the van blew up. Oh, Fox News. Only you could actually think that people who post anonymously on web forums are members of a secret hacker terrorist organization known as ANONYMOUS. I'm convinced that EDLois could actually have a bright future ahead of her as a FOX News reporter :P

I bet she's the one who secretly sneaked all of those drugs to Lindsay Lohan in rehab, too.
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 08:14am on 28/07/2007
The further it got, the more I was like "This HAS to be a joke right? RIGHT?!" Hahaha! I love that though! I didn't realize that all anonymous web posts are part of that huge conspiracy.

Oh God. I just realized what Allison Mack has been doing with her free time. She is the leader of Anonymous! She just does it for the Epic Lulz!

Well, Lindsay *did* say those drugs weren't hers. I bet they were Allison Mack's. They were probably whatever she had left over after she was done selling the rest to toddlers.
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Re: Epic poems about my alabaster skin are always appreciated! As is linking. ;P

posted by [identity profile] tabbymarie.livejournal.com at 01:00pm on 28/07/2007
I also tried for an "Allison Mack ships Clana".

.... well but that one's *actually* true lol.
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