....I dance more than you know.... [mojotastic]

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Happy St. Patty's Day!!!

The amateur sketch. OMG. I don't know when the last time I laughed that hard was. IT'S AMAZING. Wow that really cheers me up.

So last night I went to bed at like 8 o'clock because I wasn't feeling good and then woke up at 1 going "OMG where am I? IS IT MORNING?" So I didn't get to watch all my ~important informational programs~ aka GOSSIP GIRL until today. I thought it was a pretty good episode of GG. Not the best, but it's really worth watching over and over again if only for this:

Oh Nate. Pretty, dumb Nate. Your brain has to be 90 percent rainbows, sunshine and pot. How dare that director call you an empty vessel. LOOK AT YOUR DANCE MOVES! Could an empty vessel express emotions through dance that way?

OMG GUYS! I need an icon of Nate that says "I Dance More Than You Know"!!! Whoever makes it for me will make my LIFE!

~Morgan

Music:: Hong Kong Garden-

Mood::

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I wish I could make you that icon, but I've got no skills. That moment was definitely a high-light for me. When it happened there was a moment of shock and then I cracked up.

Nate's not an empty vessel. He's just got better and fewer things to do. (What was that director even talking about? For all he knew Nate's parents could've just fallen off bridges. idk, it just annoys me when people dismiss the amount of shit people could've gone through because of personal dispositions.)

It's kind of scary that simply because he pisses me off the least, along with Serena, that I care for Nate the most. Well...that's not true. I love Blair when she's not 5.

Edited Date: 2009-03-17 10:11 pm (UTC)

It was totally an episode highlight! I love it whenever they let Nate act like a complete weirdo. He is so endearing.

Nate is not an empty vessel! He is full of many thoughts about rainbows and puppies and pot and smiles! AND DANCE! I know, that really annoys me too. It's part of the reason why I always want to smack the Brooklyn set in the head. They're like "Well your rich so that must mean your evil, lol!"

Nate has grown on me a surprising amount considering that in the beginning of last season I used to roll my eyes and go "nooooo" whenever he showed up on screen. I love it when he gets to be adorable and dumb instead of ~angsty~.

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OMG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!! The amateur sketch was amazing! But even more amazing.."It could be a crackhead who got on the wrong stuff.." OMG LOLS.

Also that GIF of Nate is amazing. I've seen golden retrievers do that dance when they want treats.

I KNOW! I literally burst out laughing when I saw the amateur sketch! That is like the best news segment I've seen since the one on annonymous!

I've seen golden retrievers do that dance when they want treats.
This made me LOL so hard. We all know Nate is nothing if not a giant golden retriever. Maybe Dan is telling him that he'll only get a treat if he does a dance? (Reading that back it sounds super gay, but Nate/Dan are nothing if not super gay.)

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Nate is nothing if not a giant golden retriever.
I wouldn't mind seeing Serena and Nate get together if only because they'd produce purebreds.

Maybe Dan is telling him that he'll only get a treat if he does a dance? (Reading that back it sounds super gay, but Nate/Dan are nothing if not super gay.)
TRUFAX!!!!!

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I wouldn't mind seeing Serena and Nate get together if only because they'd produce purebreds.
LOL! That's fantastic. Could you imagine how spastic and ADD their tiny blonde children would be?

Also your icon is hilarious. Tea Time is really and truly srsbsns. I relate to this icon.

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This is what would happen if Serena and Nate had offspring:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSmOCVr0Ry0&feature=related

And thank you. I saw that pic of her and I was like "Wow...I totally relate to this. Bitch don't no one mess with my caffeine."

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HAHAHA! OMG that video is so precious. That is *totally* what would happen if they had kids. I loved when the puppy did that hand to the glass thing with it's reflection that you always see people do on prison shows. LOL!

I relate to that too. Caffeine time is sacred time.

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I feel like someone showed me that vid at a point that had nothing to do with St. Patrick's Day, so it's even more hysterical today.

And Nathaniel Archibald, you are always a delight!! Please dance and get high and eat Fruit Roll Ups (allegedly) forever.

LOL! I can only imagine how random that vid would be on any other day besides St. Patrick's! Still just thinking about the "amateur sketch" makes me LOL.

Please dance and get high and eat Fruit Roll Ups (allegedly) forever.
I love it when Nate does things that are totally insane and makes me laugh. Oh Nate. I feel like there is a story behind the Fruit Roll Ups that I'm not aware of?

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Well, it's part of my own personal canon, but I'm conflicted as to whether Nate would even know what Fruit Roll Ups are because he's got so much money, haha.

Also, YOUR ICON!!!

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And now it's totally part of my personal canon as well. Somehow I imagine Chuck would have introduced him to fruit roll ups when they were little. Like Wee!Charles would be all "Guess what I got off the streets!"

HAHA I know! Isn't it great?

goddesspharo is a genius.

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Nate's director should've been Sparky Pulastri!

OMG GUYS! I need an icon of Nate that says "I Dance More Than You Know"!!! Whoever makes it for me will make my LIFE!

I don't think this is what you meant AT ALL so feel free to run away in horror.

Your icon is so full of win I can barely stand it.

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Thanks!

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Oh. My. GAWD! Your icon is amazing! I laughed for like five minutes! WENDY....the waitress! That's legendary.

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Thank you!

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That icon is incredible! *dies*

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Thanks!

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"Those are not spirit fingers Nate! THESE ARE SPIRIT FINGERS!"

Also, notice how that director dude tried to leave dinner the *second* that Nate left? Methinks Douchey Director was picking up what Nate was putting down. (That being super-gayness)

I don't think this is what you meant AT ALL so feel free to run away in horror.
That icon is so disturbing.....disturbingly PERFECT that is! OMG I WILL CHERISH IT FOREVER! Bwahahahaha! Oh Chace and your ~modeling~ days. Thanks so much. This icon lights up my life! Nate is a tiny dancer!

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And the director looked really sad too! I love that he was plainly using Vanessa to get into Nate's pants.

Nate is a tiny dancer!
Nate will be your private dancer!

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I know! It was clear that as soon as Nate left the director dude was like "Ok, only icky girls left. I'm outtie!" I love that it took Serena that long to figure out he was gay.

HAHAHAHA! A dancer for money! And any old music will do! It totally reminds me of Nate's stripper days from Gossip Gay. Awesome. I want to see him wear that huge shoulder padded sparkly jumpsuit.

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Dude, I remember when that happened! I was living in Alabama then. (TOTALLY A CALL FOR SAM AND DEAN, am i right?) Alabama, you so crazy.

That gif is amazing.

HAHAHA! OMG that's hilarious! Were you the amateur sketch artist? Because if so your work is beautiful! LOL! (Sam and Dean would find the pot of gold under that tree, yo!)

Thank you. It was brought to you by Nate Archibald: Tiny Dancer.

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HAHAHA, that gif is amazing. That episode needed 500% more dancing. Um, clearly they should have done a musical. :D

I'm super excited that they wrapped up (well, sort of) the Chuck's mystery girl and the not-as-salacious-as-promised Ms.Carr plotlines in one episode. I was definitely not feeling them!

ALSO, thanks for the YouTube GEM! :DD

I KNOW! OMG now I'm really sad they didn't make it a musical episode! Oppurtunity wasted! Could you imagine Nate prancing across the stage singing about his feelings? Then Chuck could do a power ballad about stalking= love! And I'm imagining Serena doing some sort of Pussycat Dolls-esque song/dance and everyone being like o_O

I was super glad they got rid of both of those plotlines. I could deal with the ment-whore plotline because at least it was contributing to the 'Blair goes completely mentally insane' thing they've been pushing for the last few episodes. But Chuck's 'save a ho' storyline made no sense, was not even remotely interesting AND contributed nothing. Although I did LOL when the girl walked away and Chuck was like "You were only after my money? You do not have a heart of gold! You are nothing like Julia Roberts!" Oh Chuck. You know it's not good to take stupid lessons from Nate.

Anytime! The "amateur sketch" seriously makes me laugh every single time.

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When will people learn that it is always a good time to have a musical episode! It doesn't matter when your cast can sing or not because it works either way! God GG, you're supposed to be ridiculous in everything you do!

Chuck's 'save a ho' storyline made no sense, was not even remotely interesting AND contributed nothing.
WORD. When they were pitching this idea, did no one think to ask "Um wait, why would Chuck care?" So boring and OOC! Like, I could have been entertained by a Detective Charles Bass plotline if he found the girl and was all, "Whatevs! Mystery solved! Now shall I join this secret society or become it's worst enemy?"

"You were only after my money? You do not have a heart of gold! You are nothing like Julia Roberts!"
AHAHA, that's so it! Chuck has learned all he knows about poor people from the movies.

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It doesn't matter when your cast can sing or not because it works either way! God GG, you're supposed to be ridiculous in everything you do!
I know! A golden oppurtunity wasted Gossip Girl! They could have gotten all Moulin Rouge about it and sang pop songs that reflected their ~inner feelings~.

Like, I could have been entertained by a Detective Charles Bass plotline if he found the girl and was all, "Whatevs! Mystery solved! Now shall I join this secret society or become it's worst enemy?"
HAHA! Awesome. I would have loved that! Or if he finally found her and she was like "Save me Chuck Bass! You're my only hope!" And he was all "Ok, this is awkward. I just wanted to know where you got those roofies you used on me. Those bitches were fantastic!" LOL!

Chuck has learned all he knows about poor people from the movies.
HAHAHA! I feel like this should be canon. That's hilarious.

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"You were only after my money? You do not have a heart of gold! You are nothing like Julia Roberts!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

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HAHAHAHA!!!! Amateur sketch FTW!!!!

Oh Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate... so pretty and so dumb. ILU BB! I kinda want them to show us what the REAL Nate is really like. You know, by showing us one of his INTENSE dreams... of unicorns, rainbows and kittens. And Serena sitting in the grass next to a pretty lake, and she's surrounded by alcohol.

Because my bbs had a hard week, I made Nate's dream a reality for you.

Dedicated to you and

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! YOUR ART IS SO MEANINGFUL! That is literally exactly what I imagine the inside of Nate's mind looks like, right down to the Lisa Frank unicorn.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

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MY ART IS SO AMAZING I WILL PROBABLY SELL IT BUT THEN BUY IT BACK BECAUSE I REALIZE THAT IT IS TOO MEANINGFUL TO CHEAPENED BY SELLING IT FOR MONEYS MONIES MONONEIES (SP!/?)

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OH MY... YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!

BRB... writing deep fanfic about Nate's mind.

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OMG I must see this fic! I can only imagine how awesome it could be.

"Then Nate was sad because he could not find the right magical hair product that gives him his amazing manbangs when he heard a voice in the distance. "Be not afraid Nathianel! I am here to rescue you!" Nate turned around to see Chuck Bass in a rainbow argyle suit riding a unicorn while Serena ran on the rainbow behind, throwing Coors Lite to all the happy villagers!"

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Nate's mind is too deep to be put into words. MAYBE that's why Dhumps wants to hump him so bad. BECAUSE NATE'S MIND IS SO DEEP IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ~THINGS~

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I KNOW! That amateur sketch was so amazing. I drew my own artistic sketch and stuck it on my mom's laptop. :P She was like "WTF?"

HAHAHA! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE INSIDE OF NATE'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE!!! That's so amazing. Oh Nate, you're my favorite tiny dancer.

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HAHAHA! That's a great idea! Though knowing my mom she would probably go "Thank you. That's a very nice drawing." LOL.

Why isn't the show giving us more of Nate's AWESOME mind??? I want an episode of him and Serena getting totes drunk and then he starts having these haluzinations of his DREAM WORLD.

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