mojotastic

It doesn't matter when your cast can sing or not because it works either way! God GG, you're supposed to be ridiculous in everything you do!
I know! A golden oppurtunity wasted Gossip Girl! They could have gotten all Moulin Rouge about it and sang pop songs that reflected their ~inner feelings~.

Like, I could have been entertained by a Detective Charles Bass plotline if he found the girl and was all, "Whatevs! Mystery solved! Now shall I join this secret society or become it's worst enemy?"
HAHA! Awesome. I would have loved that! Or if he finally found her and she was like "Save me Chuck Bass! You're my only hope!" And he was all "Ok, this is awkward. I just wanted to know where you got those roofies you used on me. Those bitches were fantastic!" LOL!

Chuck has learned all he knows about poor people from the movies.
HAHAHA! I feel like this should be canon. That's hilarious.