AHAHAHA, THIS IS LIKE, THE MOST RANDOMLY EPIC POST ABOUT SOMETHING NO ONE'S EVERY HEARD OF EVEEEEER! That's it, you need be crowned Miss Lulzy Commentary of 2009 for this. I can't even tell how close I came to DYING of laughter while reading. It combined ~FASHION~ and NINJAS and DAZZLING and DINOS W/ BAZOOKS and LEAVING PEOPLE TO DIE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DEATHS. ...This entertainment is too WONDERFUL to possibly exist.
Highlights!: Or is it, by chance, the fact that Jason Behr is sporting what can only be described as 70s porn hair? I LOVE how it often seem to flip a bit behind his ears! I hope they have blow dryers and round brushes IN HELL for you, Max, or your perky hair is really going to suffer. OH, WAIT. THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE, IT WILL ALL HAPPEN AGAIN.
I guess this helps with cooking? 'What the next ingredient? Butterfly, happy, life! Got it!" AHAHAHA, TRUUUTH.
NINJA GETS HIT AGAIN BY ANOTHER CAR! LOLOLLOLOLOL! This is really just not Ninja's day. It's the second car that makes it art.
So she proceeds to walk RIGHT into the fence and then looks puzzled. It's hilarious and it's even better because there is absolutely no reason for this scene to exist. BRB, DYING OF LOOOOL!
I think he's just making noises and the movie just subtitles it as language. Which is SO FUNNY. At one point at the end of the movie he goes "AUGGGHHHHHH!!" and the subtitles have a WHOLE SENTENCE. For one sound. LOL! All I can think of is: XDDDD
SAILOR MOON REFERENCE! A++++ You know, I think she also bought her broach at Claire's, Accessories of Great Dazzle branch!
Jason Behr is like "Awesome. I think I'll build me a house right by that empty crater across from that vast wasteland of nothingness!" WTF? Good luck finding food and water! Good luck finding another Claire's so you can replace your broach! BE A LITTLE CONCERNED MAN! DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN. You rock my world. I must see this. Tomorrow, this movie is going to have the most perplexing spike in popularity that Netflix has ever seen. Thanks for all the laffs, bb! <3
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Highlights!:
Or is it, by chance, the fact that Jason Behr is sporting what can only be described as 70s porn hair?
I LOVE how it often seem to flip a bit behind his ears! I hope they have blow dryers and round brushes IN HELL for you, Max, or your perky hair is really going to suffer. OH, WAIT. THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE, IT WILL ALL HAPPEN AGAIN.
I guess this helps with cooking? 'What the next ingredient? Butterfly, happy, life! Got it!"
AHAHAHA, TRUUUTH.
NINJA GETS HIT AGAIN BY ANOTHER CAR! LOLOLLOLOLOL! This is really just not Ninja's day.
It's the second car that makes it art.
So she proceeds to walk RIGHT into the fence and then looks puzzled. It's hilarious and it's even better because there is absolutely no reason for this scene to exist.
BRB, DYING OF LOOOOL!
I think he's just making noises and the movie just subtitles it as language. Which is SO FUNNY. At one point at the end of the movie he goes "AUGGGHHHHHH!!" and the subtitles have a WHOLE SENTENCE. For one sound. LOL!
All I can think of is:
XDDDD
SAILOR MOON REFERENCE! A++++ You know, I think she also bought her broach at Claire's, Accessories of Great Dazzle branch!
Jason Behr is like "Awesome. I think I'll build me a house right by that empty crater across from that vast wasteland of nothingness!" WTF? Good luck finding food and water! Good luck finding another Claire's so you can replace your broach! BE A LITTLE CONCERNED MAN!
DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN. You rock my world. I must see this. Tomorrow, this movie is going to have the most perplexing spike in popularity that Netflix has ever seen. Thanks for all the laffs, bb! <3