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posted by [identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com at 10:28pm on 11/03/2009
Maybe Jason Behr set up a shop in hell? What else has he got to do? There's only so many times you can go over your epic two minute romance before you want to burn the tape.
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 10:34pm on 11/03/2009
Maybe he composes an epic love ballad that only has one lyric like Rufus because his romance only lasted five seconds so he doesn't have much to sing about? Like "Everytime you turn into a dragon and fly away and leave me in a hell dimension...you take a piece of me with you girl!"

And then he tries to sell the cassingle but there are no ninjas left to buy it?
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posted by [identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com at 10:44pm on 11/03/2009
No guitar lessons for you, Jason Behr. Maybe he should rap it. Or better yet, have it be super-synthesized like that Leighton song!
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 10:45pm on 11/03/2009
BUT HE REALLY WANTS GUITAR LESSONS! I think he should do like spoken word poetry and play bongos!
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posted by [identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com at 10:56pm on 11/03/2009
His arms are not appropriately stubby! Matthew McConaughey would never give him the seal of approval unless he was first dazzled by the Claire's necklace.
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:00pm on 11/03/2009
HAHA! I forgot that McConaughey is the President and CEO of bongo-playing! If only Jason Behr hadn't let his hypnotherapist friend get flatten, he could have had that dude hypnotize MM into letting him join the bongo club.
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