So I had to miss Gossip Girl as it aired on Wednesday and download instead. Which meant I had the whole episode. On my computer. Next to my cap making program.
....and this episode contained a lot of Blair/Creepy Rapist Dude goodness. I think we can all see where I'm going with this.
So what did I do last night instead of working on my paper for Media Ethics and Law? I capped the shit out of Gossip Girl for a picspam....heavy on the "Blair/Chuck are the best ever" side.
Unfortunatly about halfway through my capping process the caps came out *really tiny*. I have no idea why, but the later half of the caps might be a little on the fuzzy side. But there's very little that you can do to take away the awesome-ness of Blair/Chuck's Pretty Woman moment so....

FLASHBACK TO LAST EPISODE TIME! Limo Sex! I'd like to point out that Blair/Chuck has offically filled my quota of dirty!bad!wrong ships having limo sex. Thanks for nothing Chlionel.

So now Blair is in confession. Hilarious. Note her dramatic little veil attached to her headband. I love Blair so much. She "got intoxicated, performed at a speakeasy and lost her virtue in the back of a limo" HEE!

Also? I love how she asks the priest if God will grant her birthday wish. Like he's Santa. Oh Blair. ILU.

Now it's off with the veil and on with the sunglasses.


Guys....I kinda think I wanna be Blair when I grow up. She's just that cool.

And of course, borrowing this scene almost directly from Hana Yori Dango, Chuck pulls up in his limo, rolls down his window and is like "Oh you! Funny that you're here!! GET IN MA LIMO!"

Blair is annoyed. She must have realized that Chuck was totally stalking her as I somehow get the image that if Chuck goes into church he will start smoking.

Chuck INVITES HER TO BREAKFAST! Oh my cuteness.


Blair is unfortunatly having none of that, leaving Chuck to glare after her like a creeper.

This is maybe the most interesting Nate is all episode. Laying. Speechless. It just cracked me up how every teen show seems to have this "listening to iPod to block out the PAIN" moment.

Seriously. Remember Duncan in the pool in VM? Or Marissa in OC? Was there a similiar OTH one or is it mostly just for GOOD teen shows?

Oh Blair! Did you ever know that you're my hero?

She thanks God! Like he's a genie that granted her wish. Oh Blair!

So I skipped a whole bunch here I think. Whatever. They show up to her party and I just had to get this moment. Serena KISSES Blair on the cheek.
nyonoyo I think you're right, the obligatory lesbian episode looms closer and closer.

Blair is telling Serena that Vanessa is WAY creepier than Creepy Rapist Dude.

Love this! Serena sees Chuck and Blair books it in high speed.

And Chuck looks like a hurt puppy before chasing after.

And Serena is all "WTF just happened? Oh well. I'll just sit here and look hot and make sure Vanessa hasn't killed and eaten my boyfriend yet".

SMELL THE CRAZY DAN! RUN!

PRETTY SHOT ALERT! So pretty!

HAIR PULLING!

Heee!

How much do I love that someone wishes her happy birthday and she's still all like "Hi!" even though she's in the middle of beating Chuck up.


Chuck tells Blair that Nate bailed on her like the pretty plastic boring character he is.

And Blair's all like "NO! He shall call me by midnight! He has a personality I swear!"

Blair tells him he's acting like a jealous boyfriend and he's all like "YOU WISH!"

...which is when Blair realizes that he has a thing for her. "No, YOU wish. Do you like me?"

Chuck:......

Blair is all freaked out now.

These feelings-things make Chuck feel funny


Chuck has BUTTERFLIES! BWAHAHA!

They are both utterly disgusted! lol!

Pretty shot alert part deux

Chuck's still all confused by actually having a heart and Blair is thinking this is the worst timing ever.

OMGILOVETHEMSOMUCH

Blair loves all god's creatures but...

...butterflies must be killed.

Blair/Serena OTP 4eva!

Blair apparently feels much the same way as I do about Vanessa. Also, hello Vanessa McTooRudeToLive? How does crashing someone's birthday seem like a good idea to you when Dan *tells* you not to come? Oh, you're just crazy. Sorry, you're right. Carry on.

Chuck creeps up behind Blair like a serial killer

Blair is annoyed and they continue to be adorable.

I think right around here is when my caps got really little.

Prettyyyyyyy!!!

Uh-oh. Bet time. Blair thinks Nate will call her before midnight and Chuck is like "playa, please."

What Blair seems to be forgetting is that she can't even give it away to Nate, so I find it hilarious she thinks he would actually pick up a phone and dial numbers to *call* her when he won't even accept free sexin.

PRETTY CAP!

You know, I can't even really remember what was going on here, I just kinda love how physically abusive Blair is to Chuck.

If this was any other episode I would just assume they were plotting something evil and awesome together.

AHH! BEHIND YOU DAN WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!

Once again, Vanessa tries to ruin Dan/Serena but there's very little you can do against the power of Serena's HAIR. Seriously. How do I get hair like hers?

Dan and Serena are adorable.

Chuck: Turn around. Blair: You're disgusting! Me: HEEEE!

Pretty shot again! I love how friendly Blair/Chuck are with each other. Even though he's annoying the shit out of her, he still just wants her to have a nice birthday.

I love how Serena acts like a lunatic around Blair. Blair and her two best friends! SO CUTE.

What's also really funny? Watch how uncomfortable Dan looks in the background of all these shots. The "why the hell am I here" look is hilarious.

Blair runs off and Chuck blows out her candles for her! I know that the voiceover made it seem ominous but I honestly really liked that touch. It was so sweet.

It just seemed like something that you're friend *would* do for you if you had just rushed off and left a fire hazard on the table. Oh Chuck.

Blair is not having the best night ever.

OH SHOW NEVER CHANGE. How funny is it that she has Gossip Girl as a freaking contact in her cell?

Oh Blair.

Chuck actually feels really bad for her, even though this is what he wanted. He doesn't like to see his Queen B upset. He prefers her bitchy and fabulous.

Blair runs off and Serena follows.

No Blair! Don't cry! Not over Nate.

Seriously,
nyonyo. Very Special Episode.


Oh my friendship OTP.

Cool shot but more importantly: GOD I WANT SERENA'S HAIR!

Serena and Dan continue to be a borderline healthy, normally functioning couple who is adorable. Even though she is sending him off on a Vespa with Vanessa, which....just seems like a bad idea.

Blair is having a shitty day.

"Blair: What is that, our sex tape?" Seriously. I wanna be Blair when I grow up.

It's the necklace she put on hold! AWWW!

HE PUTS IT ON HER!


I'M DYING GUYS!

LKHADLGALKADHGADH!!1!

I have been OTP-hit hard, guys. Really, really hard.


PRETTY!!!

He starts adjusting her necklace for her. So cute!

And she holds his hand!

Cutest thing ever Y/Y/Y???? (Notice how there is no 'No' option?) Shoulder kiss!! I love you Blair/Chuck. I barely even feel dirty about it anymore.

Oh wait. Nevermind. The dirty is back.

So apparently Blair was just like "WTF why not?" and jumped Chuck after the shoulder kiss? Not that I....don't agree with it.

Serena's all like O_O. Note how she is no longer holding the bottle of liquor she was holding before when she said she was gonna go comfort Blair. I love how Serena picks up some booze and is like "I know what'll make Blair feel better!" Oh Serena. I love you and your alcoholic ways. Never change.

See, if this was Vanessa she would have continued to watch like the creeper that she is. Than she would probably Mary-Sue some helpful sex advice to Dan the next day. I...I really don't like Vanessa guys.

Oh boy.
So. That was the EPIC picspam of dooooommmm!
Oh man. I need to work on my paper. *sobs*
~Morgan
....and this episode contained a lot of Blair/Creepy Rapist Dude goodness. I think we can all see where I'm going with this.
So what did I do last night instead of working on my paper for Media Ethics and Law? I capped the shit out of Gossip Girl for a picspam....heavy on the "Blair/Chuck are the best ever" side.
Unfortunatly about halfway through my capping process the caps came out *really tiny*. I have no idea why, but the later half of the caps might be a little on the fuzzy side. But there's very little that you can do to take away the awesome-ness of Blair/Chuck's Pretty Woman moment so....

FLASHBACK TO LAST EPISODE TIME! Limo Sex! I'd like to point out that Blair/Chuck has offically filled my quota of dirty!bad!wrong ships having limo sex. Thanks for nothing Chlionel.

So now Blair is in confession. Hilarious. Note her dramatic little veil attached to her headband. I love Blair so much. She "got intoxicated, performed at a speakeasy and lost her virtue in the back of a limo" HEE!

Also? I love how she asks the priest if God will grant her birthday wish. Like he's Santa. Oh Blair. ILU.

Now it's off with the veil and on with the sunglasses.


Guys....I kinda think I wanna be Blair when I grow up. She's just that cool.

And of course, borrowing this scene almost directly from Hana Yori Dango, Chuck pulls up in his limo, rolls down his window and is like "Oh you! Funny that you're here!! GET IN MA LIMO!"

Blair is annoyed. She must have realized that Chuck was totally stalking her as I somehow get the image that if Chuck goes into church he will start smoking.

Chuck INVITES HER TO BREAKFAST! Oh my cuteness.


Blair is unfortunatly having none of that, leaving Chuck to glare after her like a creeper.

This is maybe the most interesting Nate is all episode. Laying. Speechless. It just cracked me up how every teen show seems to have this "listening to iPod to block out the PAIN" moment.

Seriously. Remember Duncan in the pool in VM? Or Marissa in OC? Was there a similiar OTH one or is it mostly just for GOOD teen shows?

Oh Blair! Did you ever know that you're my hero?

She thanks God! Like he's a genie that granted her wish. Oh Blair!

So I skipped a whole bunch here I think. Whatever. They show up to her party and I just had to get this moment. Serena KISSES Blair on the cheek.
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Blair is telling Serena that Vanessa is WAY creepier than Creepy Rapist Dude.

Love this! Serena sees Chuck and Blair books it in high speed.

And Chuck looks like a hurt puppy before chasing after.

And Serena is all "WTF just happened? Oh well. I'll just sit here and look hot and make sure Vanessa hasn't killed and eaten my boyfriend yet".

SMELL THE CRAZY DAN! RUN!

PRETTY SHOT ALERT! So pretty!

HAIR PULLING!

Heee!

How much do I love that someone wishes her happy birthday and she's still all like "Hi!" even though she's in the middle of beating Chuck up.


Chuck tells Blair that Nate bailed on her like the pretty plastic boring character he is.

And Blair's all like "NO! He shall call me by midnight! He has a personality I swear!"

Blair tells him he's acting like a jealous boyfriend and he's all like "YOU WISH!"

...which is when Blair realizes that he has a thing for her. "No, YOU wish. Do you like me?"

Chuck:......

Blair is all freaked out now.

These feelings-things make Chuck feel funny


Chuck has BUTTERFLIES! BWAHAHA!

They are both utterly disgusted! lol!

Pretty shot alert part deux

Chuck's still all confused by actually having a heart and Blair is thinking this is the worst timing ever.

OMGILOVETHEMSOMUCH

Blair loves all god's creatures but...

...butterflies must be killed.

Blair/Serena OTP 4eva!

Blair apparently feels much the same way as I do about Vanessa. Also, hello Vanessa McTooRudeToLive? How does crashing someone's birthday seem like a good idea to you when Dan *tells* you not to come? Oh, you're just crazy. Sorry, you're right. Carry on.

Chuck creeps up behind Blair like a serial killer

Blair is annoyed and they continue to be adorable.

I think right around here is when my caps got really little.

Prettyyyyyyy!!!

Uh-oh. Bet time. Blair thinks Nate will call her before midnight and Chuck is like "playa, please."

What Blair seems to be forgetting is that she can't even give it away to Nate, so I find it hilarious she thinks he would actually pick up a phone and dial numbers to *call* her when he won't even accept free sexin.

PRETTY CAP!

You know, I can't even really remember what was going on here, I just kinda love how physically abusive Blair is to Chuck.

If this was any other episode I would just assume they were plotting something evil and awesome together.

AHH! BEHIND YOU DAN WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!

Once again, Vanessa tries to ruin Dan/Serena but there's very little you can do against the power of Serena's HAIR. Seriously. How do I get hair like hers?

Dan and Serena are adorable.

Chuck: Turn around. Blair: You're disgusting! Me: HEEEE!

Pretty shot again! I love how friendly Blair/Chuck are with each other. Even though he's annoying the shit out of her, he still just wants her to have a nice birthday.

I love how Serena acts like a lunatic around Blair. Blair and her two best friends! SO CUTE.

What's also really funny? Watch how uncomfortable Dan looks in the background of all these shots. The "why the hell am I here" look is hilarious.

Blair runs off and Chuck blows out her candles for her! I know that the voiceover made it seem ominous but I honestly really liked that touch. It was so sweet.

It just seemed like something that you're friend *would* do for you if you had just rushed off and left a fire hazard on the table. Oh Chuck.

Blair is not having the best night ever.

OH SHOW NEVER CHANGE. How funny is it that she has Gossip Girl as a freaking contact in her cell?

Oh Blair.

Chuck actually feels really bad for her, even though this is what he wanted. He doesn't like to see his Queen B upset. He prefers her bitchy and fabulous.

Blair runs off and Serena follows.

No Blair! Don't cry! Not over Nate.

Seriously,
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Oh my friendship OTP.

Cool shot but more importantly: GOD I WANT SERENA'S HAIR!

Serena and Dan continue to be a borderline healthy, normally functioning couple who is adorable. Even though she is sending him off on a Vespa with Vanessa, which....just seems like a bad idea.

Blair is having a shitty day.

"Blair: What is that, our sex tape?" Seriously. I wanna be Blair when I grow up.

It's the necklace she put on hold! AWWW!

HE PUTS IT ON HER!


I'M DYING GUYS!

LKHADLGALKADHGADH!!1!

I have been OTP-hit hard, guys. Really, really hard.


PRETTY!!!

He starts adjusting her necklace for her. So cute!

And she holds his hand!

Cutest thing ever Y/Y/Y???? (Notice how there is no 'No' option?) Shoulder kiss!! I love you Blair/Chuck. I barely even feel dirty about it anymore.

Oh wait. Nevermind. The dirty is back.

So apparently Blair was just like "WTF why not?" and jumped Chuck after the shoulder kiss? Not that I....don't agree with it.

Serena's all like O_O. Note how she is no longer holding the bottle of liquor she was holding before when she said she was gonna go comfort Blair. I love how Serena picks up some booze and is like "I know what'll make Blair feel better!" Oh Serena. I love you and your alcoholic ways. Never change.

See, if this was Vanessa she would have continued to watch like the creeper that she is. Than she would probably Mary-Sue some helpful sex advice to Dan the next day. I...I really don't like Vanessa guys.

Oh boy.
So. That was the EPIC picspam of dooooommmm!
Oh man. I need to work on my paper. *sobs*
~Morgan