I loved so much about what this movie chose to be, but the insanulous crazy eyes Natalie Portman popped when she became the black swan KILLED me. GIRL, THERE WERE PRACTICALLY HYPNOTIC SWIRLS UP IN THERE! And then I saw some commercial for the movie a few days later which was all Nina spinning around and zooming in on her crazy eyes while they had some hilariously unfitting upbeat song in the background. LIKE WHAT?

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I am so glad that I wasn't the only one thinking that. Vincent Cassel, how'd you get so fine in this? When he was all, seduuuuuccceeeee me, I kept thinking, "Seriously, Nina. GET ON THAT."