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posted by [identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com at 08:09pm on 22/12/2010
I loved so much about what this movie chose to be, but the insanulous crazy eyes Natalie Portman popped when she became the black swan KILLED me. GIRL, THERE WERE PRACTICALLY HYPNOTIC SWIRLS UP IN THERE! And then I saw some commercial for the movie a few days later which was all Nina spinning around and zooming in on her crazy eyes while they had some hilariously unfitting upbeat song in the background. LIKE WHAT?

SKEEVY COACH GUY IS SORT OF HOT
I am so glad that I wasn't the only one thinking that. Vincent Cassel, how'd you get so fine in this? When he was all, seduuuuuccceeeee me, I kept thinking, "Seriously, Nina. GET ON THAT."
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:07pm on 24/12/2010
I know! I loved the movie so much but the highlight had to be Natalie Portman's serious case of CRAZY EYES. There were totally hypnotic swirls and like clowns popping out of jack in the boxes and some seriously crazy shit in there.

And then I saw some commercial for the movie a few days later which was all Nina spinning around and zooming in on her crazy eyes while they had some hilariously unfitting upbeat song in the background.

HAHAHA! Oh lordy. Now I really want to look up that commercial. It reminds me of when they recut horror movies into heartwarming stories on youtube only this was actually a real commercial for the movie. Way to miss the point marketing people.

I am so glad that I wasn't the only one thinking that. Vincent Cassel, how'd you get so fine in this? When he was all, seduuuuuccceeeee me, I kept thinking, "Seriously, Nina. GET ON THAT."

At first I was like "Man this guy is skeevy. Sort of hot though. But mostly skeevy" and literally by the end of the movie I was like "HELLO SAILOR PLEASE TEACH ME ABOUT ~BALLET~". Seriously, Nina should have just put her crazy aside on the shelf for five minutes and tapped that.
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posted by [identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com at 11:09pm on 24/12/2010
Seriously, Nina should have just put her crazy aside on the shelf for five minutes and tapped that.
It was like DAMN GIRL, IF YOU HADN'T STABBED YOURSELF, YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN SOME OF THAT.
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posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 11:10pm on 24/12/2010
BWAHAHA! I'm surprised she didn't pop up from the half-dead like "I think I have a few more minutes before I die, let's DO THIS THING."
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