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mojotastic) wrote2008-09-05 12:54 pm
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Chuck will chase you down until you love him....in a romantic way!
So I have ~*~deep thoughts~*~ about Monday's episode of Gossip Girl that I need to share. But I must say that this season is looking really pretty and Chuck's outfits are gayer than usual and it makes me sad that my computer with Paintshop is slowly dying because I feel the need for icons. ARGYLE NO!!
O.M.F.G!!!
Gossip Girl is really American Hanadan. It really, really is. Just when you think it can't get any better...it does.
Serena is Nate's beard! BWAH! I love it. It's so weird, liking Nate. When did Nate get likable? Was it when they fixed his hair? Or when he wowed us all with his other facial expression? I don't know but I sort of love Nate now. Oh Natey. So dumb, so pretty. He and Serena are fantastic together. Like I've admitted before...I think I sort of ship them a little? Maybe? I honestly think that they might be a little dull on screen to watch, which is why I don't want them together. What would be their ~*~issues~*~? "I'm prettier!" "No! I am!" "Oh! Sparkly object! *wanders off*" Still, I love their friendship. I want more scenes of the two of them together, making out and getting each other drunk. Ah, friendship.
(Also, Nate totally went to the right person to get him drunk. Serena knows about these things. I'm surprised he wasn't twirling in a pimp coat in the middle of the party, asking for pie.)
Manwhore!Dan! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it. Oh D.Humps. I want to hate you so much and yet...you get me every time. I was so on board with D.Humps and his stupid manpain and his stupid non-fiction fiction that's always has an ~important date~ as the title. (He's EdGeY!) And then of course he had to go and be all stupid and judgmental on Serena again. Oh D.Humps! I'm trying to like you bb. Let's try less judgment and more shameless whoring in your wifebeater.
Seriously though, I don't know how I feel about Dan and Serena being back together. I like them and I wanted them to get back together, but I thought that a little time apart would help them get to a place where they would be together without all of Dan's BS and Serena's weird need for his approval. Oh well. I guess I sort of love them for their unhealthy dysfunction anyway.
OMG SERENA'S HAIR! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. Her hair for the white party was so beautiful. OMG IT WAS LITERALLY DAZZLING. If my hair looked like Serena's (I cry about this everyday) I would wear it like that ALL THE TIME. I would wear it like that when just going out to get Starbucks. Or walking my dog. It was SO PRETTY.
"There's something I need to tell you. [Cue British accent] My name is Marcus, I'm British...and I'm a lord."
Oh Gentle Jesus, that's hilarious. I don't think I've ever loved a line of television more than that. BEST PLOT TWIST EVER CREATED. Blair and Chuck! Chuck and Blair! OMG! PAIN! I loved them so much in this episode. I'm really loving the angst. When he saw her heart pin on Marcus' sleeve and his face fell. SO SAD. I loved the "we are totally the same and evil so let's go have limo!sex and ruin someone's life" conversation. It's totally true, even if Blair doesn't want to admit it. I died when he mentioned that Blair loved limos. LOLOLOL! Oh Chuck. BB. Never stop being creepy.
How much did I love his awesome polo outfit, with all the argyle? I think that might be among my favorite Chuck-Bass-Fashions now. And I love that Chuck has a private investigator on speed dial.
Also I know I'm a broken record about this already but the Van der Bass family is so much love. I adore Serena and Chuck's totally bro/sis interactions. They've totally went into sibling mode over the summer and I love it.
Oh Rufus. It's nice to know you spent the entire summer in that same position on your tour bus, talking to your horrible children. PS: Where were Lily and Bart? More Lily plz.
PAIN!!!
That might be my favorite B/C scene now. So much sadness and angst. Of course Chuck couldn't say "I Love You". So much of Chuck Bass is involved with his whole "I'm Chuck Bass" persona that to say that would totally destroy it. According to the myth that he's created around himself, Chuck Bass only loves himself and argyle. (And possibly dressing like a colorblind grandfather?) To say that to Blair would be like giving up a piece of himself. And Blair wanted him to say it so much so that she could justify forgiving him and having limo!sex. OMG I loved this scene so much. The tears! The longing! Their awful, awesome white party outfits!
VITAMIN WATER 4 LYFE!
Whatever Little J. You are so lucky that Eric is *that* desperate for friendship. But on the plus side for Eric, at least his hair is one color now. So he now looks 90% less like Tony the Tiger.
Finally, I am now obsessed with Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" which they played when Serena and Nate kissed. HOWEVER. I take offense to them using it with Serena/Nate. This is obviously a Blair/Chuck song. Sample lyrics:
"I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
you know that I'll be your
Papa-Papprazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi"
If that isn't a Chuck Bass song, I don't know what is. I can totally imagine Chuck following around Blair with a camera, singing this behind a bush. Also I'm pretty sure that Uma Thurman's stalker totally listened to this song and was like "Yes! I'll give her a chance to know me!" This song is amazingly Chuck Bass-creepy.
I'm so excited about next week's episode. "You're work is flawless". HEE!
I just got my Blake/Penn Entertainment Weekly today! YAY! They are so precious. Oh Blake and P.Funk. I'm glad you two crazy kids are making it work. I love the photos inside the magazine though so much! Espically the one where they're all sitting down and Leighton/Ed/Jessica/Chace are being cute and awesome and Blake/Penn are being all romancey and adorable. I totally want to hang out with the cast of this show and get drunk with them.
~Morgan
O.M.F.G!!!
Gossip Girl is really American Hanadan. It really, really is. Just when you think it can't get any better...it does.
Serena is Nate's beard! BWAH! I love it. It's so weird, liking Nate. When did Nate get likable? Was it when they fixed his hair? Or when he wowed us all with his other facial expression? I don't know but I sort of love Nate now. Oh Natey. So dumb, so pretty. He and Serena are fantastic together. Like I've admitted before...I think I sort of ship them a little? Maybe? I honestly think that they might be a little dull on screen to watch, which is why I don't want them together. What would be their ~*~issues~*~? "I'm prettier!" "No! I am!" "Oh! Sparkly object! *wanders off*" Still, I love their friendship. I want more scenes of the two of them together, making out and getting each other drunk. Ah, friendship.
(Also, Nate totally went to the right person to get him drunk. Serena knows about these things. I'm surprised he wasn't twirling in a pimp coat in the middle of the party, asking for pie.)
Manwhore!Dan! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it. Oh D.Humps. I want to hate you so much and yet...you get me every time. I was so on board with D.Humps and his stupid manpain and his stupid non-fiction fiction that's always has an ~important date~ as the title. (He's EdGeY!) And then of course he had to go and be all stupid and judgmental on Serena again. Oh D.Humps! I'm trying to like you bb. Let's try less judgment and more shameless whoring in your wifebeater.
Seriously though, I don't know how I feel about Dan and Serena being back together. I like them and I wanted them to get back together, but I thought that a little time apart would help them get to a place where they would be together without all of Dan's BS and Serena's weird need for his approval. Oh well. I guess I sort of love them for their unhealthy dysfunction anyway.
OMG SERENA'S HAIR! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. Her hair for the white party was so beautiful. OMG IT WAS LITERALLY DAZZLING. If my hair looked like Serena's (I cry about this everyday) I would wear it like that ALL THE TIME. I would wear it like that when just going out to get Starbucks. Or walking my dog. It was SO PRETTY.
"There's something I need to tell you. [Cue British accent] My name is Marcus, I'm British...and I'm a lord."
Oh Gentle Jesus, that's hilarious. I don't think I've ever loved a line of television more than that. BEST PLOT TWIST EVER CREATED. Blair and Chuck! Chuck and Blair! OMG! PAIN! I loved them so much in this episode. I'm really loving the angst. When he saw her heart pin on Marcus' sleeve and his face fell. SO SAD. I loved the "we are totally the same and evil so let's go have limo!sex and ruin someone's life" conversation. It's totally true, even if Blair doesn't want to admit it. I died when he mentioned that Blair loved limos. LOLOLOL! Oh Chuck. BB. Never stop being creepy.
How much did I love his awesome polo outfit, with all the argyle? I think that might be among my favorite Chuck-Bass-Fashions now. And I love that Chuck has a private investigator on speed dial.
Also I know I'm a broken record about this already but the Van der Bass family is so much love. I adore Serena and Chuck's totally bro/sis interactions. They've totally went into sibling mode over the summer and I love it.
Oh Rufus. It's nice to know you spent the entire summer in that same position on your tour bus, talking to your horrible children. PS: Where were Lily and Bart? More Lily plz.
PAIN!!!
That might be my favorite B/C scene now. So much sadness and angst. Of course Chuck couldn't say "I Love You". So much of Chuck Bass is involved with his whole "I'm Chuck Bass" persona that to say that would totally destroy it. According to the myth that he's created around himself, Chuck Bass only loves himself and argyle. (And possibly dressing like a colorblind grandfather?) To say that to Blair would be like giving up a piece of himself. And Blair wanted him to say it so much so that she could justify forgiving him and having limo!sex. OMG I loved this scene so much. The tears! The longing! Their awful, awesome white party outfits!
VITAMIN WATER 4 LYFE!
Whatever Little J. You are so lucky that Eric is *that* desperate for friendship. But on the plus side for Eric, at least his hair is one color now. So he now looks 90% less like Tony the Tiger.
Finally, I am now obsessed with Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" which they played when Serena and Nate kissed. HOWEVER. I take offense to them using it with Serena/Nate. This is obviously a Blair/Chuck song. Sample lyrics:
"I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
you know that I'll be your
Papa-Papprazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi"
If that isn't a Chuck Bass song, I don't know what is. I can totally imagine Chuck following around Blair with a camera, singing this behind a bush. Also I'm pretty sure that Uma Thurman's stalker totally listened to this song and was like "Yes! I'll give her a chance to know me!" This song is amazingly Chuck Bass-creepy.
I'm so excited about next week's episode. "You're work is flawless". HEE!
I just got my Blake/Penn Entertainment Weekly today! YAY! They are so precious. Oh Blake and P.Funk. I'm glad you two crazy kids are making it work. I love the photos inside the magazine though so much! Espically the one where they're all sitting down and Leighton/Ed/Jessica/Chace are being cute and awesome and Blake/Penn are being all romancey and adorable. I totally want to hang out with the cast of this show and get drunk with them.
~Morgan
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When he combed down his bangs and his personality fell out. And the theme music for 2001: A Space Odyssey may have started playing.
HAHAHA! This is a pretty excellent mental picture. Oh Nate. So dumb, so pretty. It's ok bb.
And in that scene...I'm pretty sure that hairstyle = world peace. I hated Dan a little bit for ruining it. Is that weird?
I think we should just ship Serena and her hair overseas to achieve world peace. "You know, I want to be angry...but I can't while staring at such beautiful hair. How do you get the layers like that?" WORLD PEACE THROUGH TOUSLED WAVES Y/Y?
It's totally normal. How could D.Humps be mad at her when her hair was so dazzling?