I think my problem wasn't really the movie, but the fact that I went to the loooooong nine hour PIRATE NIGHT. That made it really hard to follow the movie and go "YAY I ... GET that!" ;) But I didn't want to miss the crazies in pirate costumes. I swear one of the guys looked EXACTLY like Jack and then the friend I went with told me he looked like that even BEFORE the first movie came out. I love crazy pirate nights so much.
NORRINGTON!!!!! *cries* My first reaction when he was killed wasn't 'NOOOOO!!!! POOR NORRINGTON!', it was 'NOOOOOOO!!!! MORGAN WILL NOT LIKE THAT!' :( I'm glad that he was such a hot hero in the end, but it sucked. I wanted to get more Jack/Norrington.
The Calypso thing made no sense at all. (I think my former Latin teacher is going to cwhen she hears people calling Calypso a goddess.) At first she was SO pissed and said she was going to kill all the pirate lords and then ... nothing. Instead she becomes 50 feet tall and then turns into a big amount of ... crabs! o_O And I was sitting there after almost nine hours and had no idea what the hell had just happened. We didn't even get a a GIANT monster crab with red eyes or something like that.
Will/Elizabeth still didn't work for me. The wedding scene was cool, but I kinda cheered when he died. Of course he then had to become the immortal gatekeeper of souls because otherwise it would not have made sense, right. I think my favorite part of pirate night was spending time mocking Will with other people. ;) As for the ten years later part, do they really expect us to believe that the new pirate king seriously spent ten years waiting for this guy when she could have some fun with Jack? Please. Btw, that kid? I can't be the only one who thinks it looked just like the soon-to-be-dead kid from the beginning. So my theory? That's just some random kid she decided to take with her to make poor Will happy. You know, because they learned not to piss off the captain of that ship again.
Okay, so you're telling me this curse actually makes sense? o_O
NO FEATHERY HAT OF DOOM!!!! *sobs* I was waiting for it all the time. And it never showed up. Now I feel like making horrible manips of Orlando Bloom wearing such hats while playing with ponies.
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NORRINGTON!!!!! *cries* My first reaction when he was killed wasn't 'NOOOOO!!!! POOR NORRINGTON!', it was 'NOOOOOOO!!!! MORGAN WILL NOT LIKE THAT!' :( I'm glad that he was such a hot hero in the end, but it sucked. I wanted to get more Jack/Norrington.
The Calypso thing made no sense at all. (I think my former Latin teacher is going to cwhen she hears people calling Calypso a goddess.) At first she was SO pissed and said she was going to kill all the pirate lords and then ... nothing. Instead she becomes 50 feet tall and then turns into a big amount of ... crabs! o_O And I was sitting there after almost nine hours and had no idea what the hell had just happened. We didn't even get a a GIANT monster crab with red eyes or something like that.
Will/Elizabeth still didn't work for me. The wedding scene was cool, but I kinda cheered when he died. Of course he then had to become the immortal gatekeeper of souls because otherwise it would not have made sense, right. I think my favorite part of pirate night was spending time mocking Will with other people. ;) As for the ten years later part, do they really expect us to believe that the new pirate king seriously spent ten years waiting for this guy when she could have some fun with Jack? Please. Btw, that kid? I can't be the only one who thinks it looked just like the soon-to-be-dead kid from the beginning. So my theory? That's just some random kid she decided to take with her to make poor Will happy. You know, because they learned not to piss off the captain of that ship again.
Okay, so you're telling me this curse actually makes sense? o_O
NO FEATHERY HAT OF DOOM!!!! *sobs* I was waiting for it all the time. And it never showed up. Now I feel like making horrible manips of Orlando Bloom wearing such hats while playing with ponies.