mojotastic

Guys, there's something I have to tell you. I've long kept quiet during discussions of Smallville's actresses because I've been holding in a terrible secret. But I think it's time to let it out:

Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.

I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.

I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:



I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.

Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.

ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.

This way for more ICONS!!

~Morgan

Man, it's been a crazy amount of time since I've last written any fic. Or anything creative at all really. I've been so burnt out on all my writing classes/journalism work/internships that I've totally neglected creative writing. So maybe that explains why this fic literally BURST OUT of me in two days a few weeks back when I *should* have been doing homework of some kind. But it was fun to write again. I forgot what a great stress reliever it was.

So....without further ado:

Title: Flowers
Author: mojotastic
Rating: PG
Summary: Chloe tries to cope, post-Freak. Chloe-centric. Chlark/Chlionel.
Spoilers: Post- Freak, general season six.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything except an unhealthy love for Lionel.
Author’s Note: Feedback is my anti-drug.

( She hadn’t cried since she found out what she was. Or might be. She took those feelings and put them in a box to deal with later. )

Feedback me so we can discuss important issues RE: Chlionel= best thing since sliced bread y/n?

~Morgan

So yea, Friday night I was putting off starting on some Psych homework so I was crawling around the internet and looking on the Chlex thread at F4F and people were talking about Delete and how they wished we could have seen what happened at the mansion between Lex and Chloe. Needless to say there were plot bunnies of all shapes and sizes that kept me up until about four that morning writing this here story.

Title: Searching
Author: Minnie-May
Distribution: Sure, just ask.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters. Obviously. Although I wouldn't mind owning Lex ^_~
Summary: During 'Delete' Chloe takes a tour of the Luthor mansion and makes an interesting deal with Lex.
Rating: PG-13
Feedback: is my life! Please send! Send to: sweet_senshi@hotmail.com Notes: General spoiler warning for season three up to and definitely including 'Delete'. This story takes place during Chloe's stay at Lex's mansion during the episode.

( Searching. Click for fic! )

Feedback? Pwease?

~Morgan

Title: Betrayal
Author: Minnie-May
Distribution: Archive permission granted to: Girl Friday all others please ask
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters. Obviously. Although I wouldn't mind owning Lex ^_~
Summary: Chloe doesn't know what betrayal is anymore. Post Exodus.
Rating: PG
Feedback: is my life! Please send! Send to: sweet_senshi@hotmail.com

( Interested now, ain'tcha? )

I'm needy. Feedback me!

~Morgan