mojotastic | Dayum, if feels good to be a GANSTA

Guys, there's something I have to tell you. I've long kept quiet during discussions of Smallville's actresses because I've been holding in a terrible secret. But I think it's time to let it out:

Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.

I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.

I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:

I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.

Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.

ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.

This way for more ICONS!!

~Morgan

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OMG! Now I feel like writing you an epic poem about your alabastor skin. I hope your comfortable with that. Also with the fact that I'm totally linking that like whoa.

OMG I actually though of the 'AM wrote Promise' one, I just forgot it when I was putting together my list!

Braintwins, activate!

I was like, "Is Promise maybe too much? ...NO, NOTHING IS BEYOND ALLISON MACK'S CAPACITY FOR EVIL."

I also tried for an "Allison Mack ships Clana" one but couldn't make it look pretty and gave up. And now I'm trying to decide if I should switch out this icon with the OMG AM SUPPORTS JIMMY'S MISOGYNIST EVOL! one. I can't decide! On the one hand, I want the world to know of AM's horrible advancement of his agenda, but on the other...I really love AA's face in this icon. I AM TORN.

HAHA! I know. Writing Promise is a whole lot of evil. But after what she did to the glitter pens, should we really be surprised?

OMG I should have known that AM was secretly a clunkie. Dear Lord. It all makes sense now.

OMG that is a hard choice. I think I'd keep this one, only because his FACCCEE is so amazing. Come on. Ring that Bell.

(I think I'll go with the Death Hallows one, although I've saved them all. It's topical.)

But were they EPIC LULZ? (I am so ashamed of how much I'm looking forward to the third book.)

Hee. Topical! I like that at least AM stays up-to-date with current events when carrying out her evol plots.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG! I'd never saw that before! "They say they do it...for the LULZ". She does! Actually, I have more insider information. I heard it was Allison Mack that pushed Beyonce down those stairs during her concert. She also uploaded the video to Youtube....for the LULZ!!!

I think it just aired today or yesterday. I totally thought it was a parody at first. Especially when the van blew up. Oh, Fox News. Only you could actually think that people who post anonymously on web forums are members of a secret hacker terrorist organization known as ANONYMOUS. I'm convinced that EDLois could actually have a bright future ahead of her as a FOX News reporter :P

I bet she's the one who secretly sneaked all of those drugs to Lindsay Lohan in rehab, too.

The further it got, the more I was like "This HAS to be a joke right? RIGHT?!" Hahaha! I love that though! I didn't realize that all anonymous web posts are part of that huge conspiracy.

Oh God. I just realized what Allison Mack has been doing with her free time. She is the leader of Anonymous! She just does it for the Epic Lulz!

Well, Lindsay *did* say those drugs weren't hers. I bet they were Allison Mack's. They were probably whatever she had left over after she was done selling the rest to toddlers.

I also tried for an "Allison Mack ships Clana".

.... well but that one's *actually* true lol.

Dayum, if feels good to be a GANSTA

Re: Everyone feels Orlando's manpain. It's is a sparkly and beautiful manpain.

Epic poems about my alabaster skin are always appreciated! As is linking. ;P

I am at the point in New Moon where Bella has given up on life without Edward. So much lulz. So much

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Re: Epic poems about my alabaster skin are always appreciated! As is linking. ;P