Dayum, if feels good to be a GANSTA

[mojotastic]

Guys, there's something I have to tell you. I've long kept quiet during discussions of Smallville's actresses because I've been holding in a terrible secret. But I think it's time to let it out:

Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.

I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.

I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:



I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.

Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.

ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.

This way for more ICONS!!

~Morgan

Comments

[cilly.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!!!! ILU, Morgan! And that icon is so awesome. *stealz like AM*

There's the super hardcore Eminem movie on TV right now and I try to imagine AM in it. She would totally kick everyone else's ass!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It wasn't hard to make, once I took that incrimindating picture of AM. :P

OMG, I could just imagine AM freestyling. You know she raps in her free time. Maybe her rap name is the HipHopopotamus (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk)?

[cilly.livejournal.com]

She looks super GANGSTA-like! Now we only need to make some hardcore glitter pics!

LOL! Totally! Also, I would love to see her do the Natalie Portman gangsta rap. Because AM will kill you dog for FUN!

[cilly.livejournal.com]

I got inspired by your hardcore gangsta icon:

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

This might be the best thing I've ever seen in my life. I've been trying to decide if I want to put it in my userinfo or not. I espically like the little guy dancing in the corner! Get down!

BWAHAHAHA!

[cilly.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm so putting it in my userinfo. I want people to get scarred when they try to find out who I am. ;)