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mojotastic) wrote2007-07-27 11:46 pm
mojotastic) wrote2007-07-27 11:46 pm
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Dayum, if feels good to be a GANSTA
Guys, there's something I have to tell you. I've long kept quiet during discussions of Smallville's actresses because I've been holding in a terrible secret. But I think it's time to let it out:
Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.
I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.
I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:
I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.
Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.
ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.
This way for more ICONS!!
~Morgan
Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.
I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.
I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:
I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.
Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.
ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.
This way for more ICONS!!
~Morgan
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That's him in me icon! FEAR HAMMY!
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(Anonymous) 2007-07-28 08:59 am (UTC)(link)no subject
You won't be blowing up any trucks with poisnous gases now ANONYMOUS INTRAWEB CONSPIRATOR!11!
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(Anonymous) 2007-07-28 09:12 am (UTC)(link)Sometimes we also blow up SUVs.
And sometimes...we drive milk trucks right in front of those exploding SUVs at snail paces, allowing characters portrayed by actresses trying to wriggle out of their contracts to actually survive impossible explosions. This offers EPIC LULZ as the fandom melts down.
(Luckily Shelby was far away that day or our plan would have been foiled!!!1!11!)