Dayum, if feels good to be a GANSTA

[mojotastic]

Guys, there's something I have to tell you. I've long kept quiet during discussions of Smallville's actresses because I've been holding in a terrible secret. But I think it's time to let it out:

Allison Mack doesn't just hate poor people. She sometimes kills and eats them. She also did the following: Canceled every good show on FOX, Voted for Sanjaya, IS Sanjaya, Raped Veronica, Shot JFK from the grassy knoll, is responsible for the career of Paris Hilton and wrote the Epilogue for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. She also sells drugs to children in hand knitted dime bags, and then stabs them with her knitting needles.

I also have it on good authority that she both kicked your dog and stole all your glitter pens. Wherever she goes she deprives the world of laughter, sunshine, and kittens.

I know guys, this is shocking. I was shocked too. I didn't know Allison Mack was such a straight-up thug. And then of course I found photographic evidence:



I know I should stop mocking SV fandom at some point. Maybe I will when it gets itself into fandom rehab and gets off the crack? Maybe I'm just mean because I'm in the Chloe mafia and we haven't wacked anyone lately? Mysteries, mysteries.

Until then, I'll be over here hoping that Allison Mack doesn't pop a cap up in my Az-kaban.

ETA: Guys, another hero has stepped forward to help me uncover the truth about Allison Mack and the Chloe mafia. I hope you guys realize how brave we both are.

This way for more ICONS!!

~Morgan

Comments

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

So THAT'S where my glitter pens went. :((((

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

haha okay, i've seen the posts and now i have to ask.

in 150 words or less, why do you hate allison mack?

[chlarklove.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! This post.. F.T.W.

[4evakindalove.livejournal.com]

hahaha! too funny :p

damn that Allison Mack and her evil ways!

[(Anonymous)]

I'M IN UR JOURNAL COMMENTING FOR THE EPIC LULZ!!!1!!11

[khushiyan.livejournal.com]

Oh Allison! How could you hurt me like this? I *hearts* you!

*sob*

[lilisullivan.livejournal.com]

God, i'm so out of the Smallville Fandom....
I'm just watching the show for Allison Mack, but i don't go to forums anymore, much to stressful!

[puppetoflove.livejournal.com]

Oh you crazy bitch, you've made me so proud.

[raisingirl99.livejournal.com]

So that's what really happened to Arrested Development. Always wondered.

[cilly.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!!!! ILU, Morgan! And that icon is so awesome. *stealz like AM*

There's the super hardcore Eminem movie on TV right now and I try to imagine AM in it. She would totally kick everyone else's ass!

[tabbymarie.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten about this! Man, that selena comment was pretty mean wasn't it? I'd never kill her! Just mangle her real good!

*shifty eyes*

for those who might wanna screencap this comment. it is a joke. I do not want to mangle miss mack. she and I will have lunch and be happy and joyful with no mangling or murdering.