posted by [identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com at 01:11am on 29/10/2009
Also this is totally the best that Vanessa has ever looked on this show.
FACT. And look at how her hair looks normal and washed and not like it's the final resting place for a depressed, unkempt woodland creature!

Oh, your boyfriend who tried to sell me that one time to buy coke
I choose to believe that "Texas" is code for "sexy times with Georgina."

I like how Nate pours himself some coffee and then makes the most awesome grossed out face as he drinks it like "How do the common people drink this."
I cannot believe Granderbilt couldn't spring for something that wasn't instant coffee!

It's not just in me and goddesspharo's head.
No it is not! I can't wait for that reveal. It better come with a montage of all their inappropriate times. Bonus points if it's like that HDTV commercial where they contrast all the things you miss out when you don't have HD and show baseball players picking their noses and shit. It would be like that, only with making out!

Especially Nelly Yuuki and Hazel.
I will go one further and say that I miss Kati and Is!

But Nate is all like "Relax bb! It's fine that you've never played poker before! We've got this. When has anything not worked out for you before?" And Serena thinks about this...
Didn't they mention how she played for cookies with one of Lily's boyfriends? LIKE SERENA WASN'T TOTALLY HIGH THEN.

He has a really cute smile too! More Josh plz.
WORD! Bonus points because he can have an affair with Blair AND Chuck! He could fill in the Nate void without any of the pot haze!

These caps are priceless. STEALTH: You're doing it wrong.
I love Dan and Olivia's faces during that. It's like, "Is she shoving that massive plant into her purse?" "Oh yeah, I think she wants to wear it to class tomorrow." "...She's dressed in worse."

How does a ugly, huge PURPLE clutch relate to ANYTHING she has on right now?
I thought it was a pillow and was confused as to why Vanessa felt the need to carry it around. Like is she a narcoleptic? Will she get cataplexic at any moment and needs it to protect her head when she hits the ground? Is she going to use it to smother Blair Waldorf to death while the minions are off getting her ice chips or something? WHY DOES IT EXIST?

Vanessa is STILL holding the microphone. So did they cut the feed for it or did Vanessa just tell everyone at the dinner that she hates her parents?
I was thinking the same thing. I'm guessing she turned it off?
Edited Date: 2009-10-29 01:13 am (UTC)
 
posted by [identity profile] mojotastic.livejournal.com at 04:39pm on 15/11/2009
FACT. And look at how her hair looks normal and washed and not like it's the final resting place for a depressed, unkempt woodland creature!
I don't even know what to do with Vanessa's hair this season. It's so gross! It looks like she went to the RPatz/KStew school of how to never wash your hair. It's not a good look Vanessa!

I choose to believe that "Texas" is code for "sexy times with Georgina."
I will now choose to believe this too!

I cannot believe Granderbilt couldn't spring for something that wasn't instant coffee!
I know! No wonder it hurt Nate's ~delicate sensibilities~. You'd think they'd at least have a capaccino machine or something.

It better come with a montage of all their inappropriate times. Bonus points if it's like that HDTV commercial where they contrast all the things you miss out when you don't have HD and show baseball players picking their noses and shit. It would be like that, only with making out!
OMG that would be amazing. It would be like at the end of an M. Night Shamalan movie where we find out Bruce Willis is dead the whole time! Only instead of the horror being death it would be that Rufus and Vanessa have been totally getting it on this WHOLE TIME. And there would be flashbacks! It would be awesome.

I will go one further and say that I miss Kati and Is!
Oh man me too. Those were the days. I hope Blair's news minions turn out to be as fun as the old ones but they just look so blah.

LIKE SERENA WASN'T TOTALLY HIGH THEN.
It's always safe to assume that Serena is totally drunkface and Nate is totally high so how they thought they were the best ones to pull off this ~heist~ is beyond me.

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