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FACT. And look at how her hair looks normal and washed and not like it's the final resting place for a depressed, unkempt woodland creature!
I don't even know what to do with Vanessa's hair this season. It's so gross! It looks like she went to the RPatz/KStew school of how to never wash your hair. It's not a good look Vanessa!

I choose to believe that "Texas" is code for "sexy times with Georgina."
I will now choose to believe this too!

I cannot believe Granderbilt couldn't spring for something that wasn't instant coffee!
I know! No wonder it hurt Nate's ~delicate sensibilities~. You'd think they'd at least have a capaccino machine or something.

It better come with a montage of all their inappropriate times. Bonus points if it's like that HDTV commercial where they contrast all the things you miss out when you don't have HD and show baseball players picking their noses and shit. It would be like that, only with making out!
OMG that would be amazing. It would be like at the end of an M. Night Shamalan movie where we find out Bruce Willis is dead the whole time! Only instead of the horror being death it would be that Rufus and Vanessa have been totally getting it on this WHOLE TIME. And there would be flashbacks! It would be awesome.

I will go one further and say that I miss Kati and Is!
Oh man me too. Those were the days. I hope Blair's news minions turn out to be as fun as the old ones but they just look so blah.

LIKE SERENA WASN'T TOTALLY HIGH THEN.
It's always safe to assume that Serena is totally drunkface and Nate is totally high so how they thought they were the best ones to pull off this ~heist~ is beyond me.